Anderson won’t be here next season

Shit’s just hit the fan

I think you may well have to do that irrespective of whether or not we stay up mate. Unless you request a transfer yourself and follow him out of the door of course. ;) And given Everton's recent performances it seems they are already in their flip flops on the beach. So a Villa win tonight is very...

Everton are a side filled with diabolical players Richarlison - massively overrated Iwobi - massive waste of £££ Bernard - tiny and literally out of his depth Davies - Noble Gyfi - not playing but well past it Walcott - same as Gylfi Gomes - injury has finished him Coleman - same as Gomes I still th...

Meaningless game for City, other than giving squad players a run out and clearing it from the fixture list Fourth gear, Stones and Otamendi at centreback and they still won All this knickerwetting about Bournemouth are going to beat this side and that side but it shouldn’t make any difference If we ...

We've proved our results are as unpredictable as the weather is for Michael Fish. I'm probably completely wrong but I wouldn't be surprised if we go into the villa game needing only a draw. Moyes forte of respecting the point and consequently we'll go 2-1 down at some point in that game. If we go i...

We’ve put five past this lot in our last two games, and they were both away

I don’t see anything other than a win against a surprisingly overrated Watford and Deeney, who hasn’t scored from open play since Feb

Jack Wheelchair and Andy Carroll If the scum at the top think it’s cheaper to risk a player with injury issues rather than lay out for a healthier player, they’ll do it I don't think the signings of Wheelchair and Carroll can be labelled as cheap mate. Irresponsible, stupid, irrational and inept ma...

Antonio’s contract runs out next May but apparently the club have a 2 year option to extend his stay with us. If he was 28 I’d say yes please of course . However , he’s already 30 , won’t be getting any quicker with age and has dodgy hamstrings. Now , amid the euphoria of his 4 goals at Norwich the...

Payet and Di Canio couldn't tackle

Nolan couldn’t run

Players that score goals, create goals, or are a nuisance that helps others score goals will usually not be great in another area

Noble still misplaces more passes than Soucek