Thoroughly looking forward to it.
Rice off to Chelsea mid-morning. Sky reporter at Rush Green (in a mask of course) to spot a future Hammer being whisked in through a darkened car window. All sorts of rumours how West Ham will spend the 20 million ?
Aaaah. Charlie Adam ? Scottish genius. Isn't it, wasn't it ?
Player driving all the way himself like Peter Odemwinge to force a move. You know ? Is that Phil Jones in that Skoda ?
Claret and blue dildos waved in front of the camera ?