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The sloth's replacement

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Following the success of trawling the Czech league, the dwarf appears very close to the signing of 24 year old Brno centre forward Vubec Nikdo for a fee expected to rise to £18 million.


Good work Stumpy.

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palerider wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:54 am Following the success of trawling the Czech league, the dwarf appears very close to the signing of 24 year old Brno centre forward Vubec Nikdo for a fee expected to rise to £18 million.
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More scouting from Soucek no doubt. Wonder if he’s getting scout wages too
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JayK wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:08 pm More scouting from Soucek no doubt. Wonder if he’s getting scout wages too
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palerider wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:54 am Following the success of trawling the Czech league, the dwarf appears very close to the signing of 24 year old Brno centre forward Vubec Nikdo for a fee expected to rise to £18 million.


Good work Stumpy.
But will he get the requisite number of points, or whatever is needed now, to play in England ? In fact could I ask whether the dwarf actually knows the UK has exited the EU and that regulations have changed.
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ToneLoc wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:45 pm
JayK wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:08 pm More scouting from Soucek no doubt. Wonder if he’s getting scout wages too
A big stack of wank mags and a promised go on Kazza when she hits 60.
He’d be wise to swerve the 2nd bit unless daughter is part of the deal
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JayK wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:25 pm
ToneLoc wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:45 pm
A big stack of wank mags and a promised go on Kazza when she hits 60.
He’d be wise to swerve the 2nd bit unless daughter is part of the deal
Oh I don't know, every black holes a goal n all that old malarkey.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:41 pm
JayK wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:25 pm

He’d be wise to swerve the 2nd bit unless daughter is part of the deal
Oh I don't know, every holes a goal n all that old malarkey.
Some you can climb in head 1st though.....if that’s your thing 🤷🏻‍♂️😄
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JayK wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:42 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:41 pm

Oh I don't know, every holes a goal n all that old malarkey.
Some you can climb in head 1st though.....if that’s your thing 🤷🏻‍♂️😄
I'm not too fussed tbh. Any female over 18 with a pulse is fair game. Animals, trees, car exhausts etc are also acceptable.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:48 pm
JayK wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:42 pm

Some you can climb in head 1st though.....if that’s your thing 🤷🏻‍♂️😄
I'm not too fussed tbh. Any female over 18 with a pulse is fair game. Animals, trees, car exhausts etc are also acceptable.
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