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Clayton wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:13 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:10 am

Nothing wrong with drain cleaner, although I prefer turpentine with a dash of soda.
You really should try distilled shoe polish , it will take all your problems away and more than likely your life .
But it might also darken your pigmentation
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JayK wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:30 am
Clayton wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:13 am

You really should try distilled shoe polish , it will take all your problems away and more than likely your life .
But it might also darken your pigmentation
The upside being your life would then matter. ;)
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Whiskyman wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:32 am
JayK wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:30 am
But it might also darken your pigmentation
The upside being your life would then matter. ;)
Could be taken 2 ways there. I’ll go with the one that made me 😂😂😂 rather than 😢😢😢
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Whiskyman wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:32 am
JayK wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:30 am
But it might also darken your pigmentation
The upside being your life would then matter. ;)
Indeed.
I found some 10 year old weedkiller whilst rummaging around the garage and must say it went down a treat. Slightly bitter at first but 7 pints down the line all was good.
A pleasant surprise indeed.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Whiskyman wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:32 am
JayK wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:30 am
But it might also darken your pigmentation
The upside being your life would then matter. ;)
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JayK wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:21 pm
Whiskyman wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:47 am
We just don't have enough creativity, or pace, in the side to trouble the bus parkers.
This I believe is our biggest issue, along with not having the striker and left back or left sided midfielder Moyes needs for us to be a good challenge on a Europa spot.
If we were to sign one of the pacier strikers we're linked with, in other words a true No 9 threat, wouldn't that allow Antonio to go back out on the left and be somewhat interchangeable with said striker? Antonio, XXX and Bowen would be a pacy front 3, hypothetically speaking!
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Hammertime wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:43 pm
JayK wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:21 pm

This I believe is our biggest issue, along with not having the striker and left back or left sided midfielder Moyes needs for us to be a good challenge on a Europa spot.
If we were to sign one of the pacier strikers we're linked with, in other words a true No 9 threat, wouldn't that allow Antonio to go back out on the left and be somewhat interchangeable with said striker? Antonio, XXX and Bowen would be a pacy front 3, hypothetically speaking!
You are absolutely correct. Massive if though ain’t it
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JayK wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:59 pm
Hammertime wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:43 pm

If we were to sign one of the pacier strikers we're linked with, in other words a true No 9 threat, wouldn't that allow Antonio to go back out on the left and be somewhat interchangeable with said striker? Antonio, XXX and Bowen would be a pacy front 3, hypothetically speaking!
You are absolutely correct. Massive if though ain’t it
It's a bit like expecting to pass a glorious foot long turd that could take the best part of a week, only to find that one push and it's out like a jet wash.




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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:28 pm
JayK wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:59 pm

You are absolutely correct. Massive if though ain’t it
It's a bit like expecting to pass a glorious foot long turd that could take the best part of a week, only to find that one push and it's out like a jet wash.




They really should never have let me out, ya know.
I absolutely agree





With your last comment 😂😂😂
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:23 am
Whiskyman wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:32 am

The upside being your life would then matter. ;)
Indeed.
I found some 10 year old weedkiller whilst rummaging around the garage and must say it went down a treat. Slightly bitter at first but 7 pints down the line all was good.
A pleasant surprise indeed.
You should try a week imbibing brake-fluid - it's useful because, you can stop any time you like

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