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Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:32 am
by only1salty
This game will be like watching grass grow. In fact I might do that instead.

Given the fact that Randolph nearly punched one in his own net against Stockport - we have zero chance of keeping a clean sheet against these 1980's throwbacks.

With Burnley at better than 3/1 with the bookies that's where the value is in this one.

Hope to be wrong and have lost a fortune this season already with my pessimistic expectations!!!

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:52 am
by Whiskyman
only1salty wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:32 am This game will be like watching grass grow. In fact I might do that instead.

Given the fact that Randolph nearly punched one in his own net against Stockport - we have zero chance of keeping a clean sheet against these 1980's throwbacks.

With Burnley at better than 3/1 with the bookies that's where the value is in this one.

Hope to be wrong and have lost a fortune this season already with my pessimistic expectations!!!
I think pessimism comes with the territory. I have been pleasantly surprised with our return in a few games this season and, like you, am expecting a war of attrition on Saturday. With the promise of more of the same against West Brom tbh.

If I was offered 0-0 against Burnley I would take it.

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:14 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
We March on
2 - 0

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:21 pm
by JayK
Whiskyman wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:47 am
Towie wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:20 pm Agree 3 at back needed if only to protect Cresswell.

If we go 4 at back they will target him for sure.

532 defending, 352 attacking.

Fab

Balbuena
Ogbonna
Cresswell

Coufal
Soucek
Rice
Fornals
Johnson

Bowen
Antonio
We just don't have enough creativity, or pace, in the side to trouble the bus parkers.
This I believe is our biggest issue, along with not having the striker and left back or left sided midfielder Moyes needs for us to be a good challenge on a Europa spot.

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:54 pm
by only1salty
Dwayne Pipes wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:14 pm We March on
2 - 0
I admire your optimism and exuberance or is it just whisky

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:10 pm
by Newmarket
only1salty wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:54 pm
Dwayne Pipes wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:14 pm We March on
2 - 0
I admire your optimism and exuberance or is it just whisky
He’s been on that grass you’ll be watching on Saturday :D

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:35 am
by Whiskyman
only1salty wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:54 pm
Dwayne Pipes wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:14 pm We March on
2 - 0
I admire your optimism and exuberance or is it just whisky
0-0 it's the whisky talking
1-0 it's industrial drain cleaner
2-0 it's probably the voices in his head telling him what to say. ;)

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:10 am
by Brookbonds73
Whiskyman wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:35 am
only1salty wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:54 pm

I admire your optimism and exuberance or is it just whisky
0-0 it's the whisky talking
1-0 it's industrial drain cleaner
2-0 it's probably the voices in his head telling him what to say. ;)
Nothing wrong with drain cleaner, although I prefer turpentine with a dash of soda.

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:10 am
by eskimo joe
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:10 am
Whiskyman wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:35 am

0-0 it's the whisky talking
1-0 it's industrial drain cleaner
2-0 it's probably the voices in his head telling him what to say. ;)
Nothing wrong with drain cleaner, although I prefer turpentine with a dash of soda.
Caustic Soda?

Re: West Ham vs Burnley Official Match Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:13 am
by Clayton
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:10 am
Whiskyman wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:35 am

0-0 it's the whisky talking
1-0 it's industrial drain cleaner
2-0 it's probably the voices in his head telling him what to say. ;)
Nothing wrong with drain cleaner, although I prefer turpentine with a dash of soda.
You really should try distilled shoe polish , it will take all your problems away and more than likely your life .