The last hoorah

[andyginbrasil]

Like Columbus sailing off from Spain into the unknown, the good ship West Ham will soon be keelhauling their Scottish cap'n and taking to the high seas.

'There be monsters' said admiral Sutton.
'Ye'll sail off the edge o' the league' said first sea Lord Shearer.
'Be careful what ye wish for' said Ferdinand the cabin boy.

But there be treasure a plenty out there. All's needed is a fair wind and a stout heart.

Drink up me hearties yo ho.

Hang on - who's that on the Poop Deck, wearing Russian Hat? Why it's the Admiral. He's telling us there be no swag in the hold. And that he done saved the ship from sinking all them years ago, when he flogged off the old mooring for a rented one. So all the crew better pipe down and be grateful that we're still afloat. I smell mutiny.....

Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains

[frogiron3]

Hang on - who's that on the Poop Deck, wearing Russian Hat? Why it's the Admiral. He's telling us there be no swag in the hold. And that he done saved the ship from sinking all them years ago, when he flogged off the old mooring for a rented one. So all the crew better pipe down and be grateful that we're still afloat. I smell mutiny.....

Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains

[OZHAMMER]

Hang on - who's that on the Poop Deck, wearing Russian Hat? Why it's the Admiral. He's telling us there be no swag in the hold. And that he done saved the ship from sinking all them years ago, when he flogged off the old mooring for a rented one. So all the crew better pipe down and be grateful that we're still afloat. I smell mutiny.....

Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains

Shows my level of maturity, but this one got me!!

[tassiehammer]

Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains

Shows my level of maturity, but this one got me!!

You too young for captain pugwash?

[tassiehammer]

As it goes no such names in the show. Must be some sort of urban myth as it ended up in court.

Roger the cabin boy would be extremely happy.

[eastcoastclaret]

Hang on - who's that on the Poop Deck, wearing Russian Hat? Why it's the Admiral. He's telling us there be no swag in the hold. And that he done saved the ship from sinking all them years ago, when he flogged off the old mooring for a rented one. So all the crew better pipe down and be grateful that we're still afloat. I smell mutiny.....

Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains

Ffs!
Coffee out of nose for a moment there