Hammers Chat

Todays news says pubs will open.

Here in Canada, we are in full lock down.

Wobbly times are here!.....

We’re allowed in beer gardens as of tomorrow. Not quite the weather for it yet though

Get drunk!
I haven't been sober since I was 4!

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:20 pm Get drunk!
I haven't been sober since I was 4!

I was sober once, in 1988. Greek national day, no alcohol allowed when on my hols.

Didn't like it.

Never happened since.

palerider wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:26 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:20 pm Get drunk!
I haven't been sober since I was 4!

I was sober once, in 1988. Greek national day, no alcohol allowed when on my hols.

Didn't like it.

Never happened since.

Despicable animals out there forcing that on you

JayK wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:38 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:26 pm

I was sober once, in 1988. Greek national day, no alcohol allowed when on my hols.

Didn't like it.

Never happened since.

Despicable animals out there forcing that on you

You couldn't buy it in shops. Even if you were in a restaurant.

I remember Stavros the waiter saying with glee that they had chocolate milk.


Cunt.

I made up for it the following day though.

palerider wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 3:40 pm

JayK wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:38 pm

Despicable animals out there forcing that on you

You couldn't buy it in shops. Even if you were in a restaurant.

I remember Stavros the waiter saying with glee that they had chocolate milk.


Cunt.

I made up for it the following day though.

I sincerely hope you gave Stavros the boot in the testicles he deserved my good man. Blaspheming kebab dribbling heebie.

palerider wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 3:40 pm

JayK wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:38 pm

Despicable animals out there forcing that on you

You couldn't buy it in shops. Even if you were in a restaurant.

I remember Stavros the waiter saying with glee that they had chocolate milk.


Cunt.

I made up for it the following day though.

Hope you shat in his milk the next day and said “how’s that for chocolate milk you plate smashing heathen”

palerider wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 3:40 pm

JayK wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:38 pm

Despicable animals out there forcing that on you

You couldn't buy it in shops. Even if you were in a restaurant.

I remember Stavros the waiter saying with glee that they had chocolate milk.


Cunt.

I made up for it the following day though.

That's one day a bloody year. In Tennessee, home of the Jack Daniel's distillery, the state is dry every bloody Sunday. Even the shop in the distillery can't sell their product. Bloody amazing country the US of A. Some of the greatest technological advances the world has ever seen come out of it, but other parts are still living in the bloody dark ages. Must be more god shops per square mile there than anywhere else in the country. Volunteer State, my arse. Redneck state would be more appropriate. Bible bashing confederates. Halle-fucking-loooooyahhhhh.

palerider wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:26 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:20 pm Get drunk!
I haven't been sober since I was 4!

I was sober once, in 1988. Greek national day, no alcohol allowed when on my hols.

Didn't like it.

Never happened since.