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by JayK » Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:50 pm
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:18 pm
JayK wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:12 pm
Yep . (Unlike Covid-19) this guy actually existed and this country will be all the poorer for his demise.
I don’t usually contribute to threads like this but this fella had my respect and I’m genuinely gutted that he’s gone , I just hope her majesty doesn’t follow him quickly as so often happens.
Now Harry and the other thing ... different story.
Absolutely agree mate
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by palerider » Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:03 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:14 pm
terrya1965 wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:26 am
Always like his sense of humour.
During a walkabout at an Edinburgh electronics factory, Prince Philip remarked that a fusebox bursting with wires looked "as if it was put in by an Indian".
My favourite was when he visited a care home and spoke to a wheelchair bound elderly lady .
He asked “ do people trip over you ?”
Ever meet him Tim ?
He wouldn't have gone to Grays.........didn't like dark chaps.
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by Newmarket » Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:11 am
palerider wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:03 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:14 pm
My favourite was when he visited a care home and spoke to a wheelchair bound elderly lady .
He asked “ do people trip over you ?”
Ever meet him Tim ?
He wouldn't have gone to Grays.........didn't like dark chaps.
I don’t think it was ever our colonial cousins that he had a problem with Alan .
He just didn’t suffer fools gladly .
Or Gingers.
Bring back Jonathon !
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by palerider » Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:28 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:11 am
palerider wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:03 am
Ever meet him Tim ?
He wouldn't have gone to Grays.........didn't like dark chaps.
I don’t think it was ever our colonial cousins that he had a problem with Alan .
He just didn’t suffer fools gladly .
Or Gingers.
Good job he never had one for a grandson then.
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by Newmarket » Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:57 pm
palerider wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:28 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:11 am
I don’t think it was ever our colonial cousins that he had a problem with Alan .
He just didn’t suffer fools gladly .
Or Gingers.
Good job he never had one for a grandson then.
Quite.my point exactly.
Bring back Jonathon !
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by Ironworksfc » Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:01 pm
Old Man dies
Move on.
Omicron is an anagram of moronic
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by h69 » Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:32 pm
Best Price Phillip Quote.
Australian customs officer: "sir, I apologise but I need to ask you the same questions as everyone else. Do you have a criminal record?"
Phillip: "oh... I am sorry, I did not realise it was still mandatory"
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by Dwayne Pipes » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:08 pm
Certainly funnier than all of these so-called stand up comedians these days.
Took no bollocks I like that in a man.
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by JayK » Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:35 pm
h69 wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:32 pm
JayK wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:12 pm
Best Price Phillip Quote.
Australian customs officer: "sir, I apologise but I need to ask you the same questions as everyone else. Do you have a criminal record?"
Phillip: "oh... I am sorry, I did not realise it was still mandatory"
Saw that yesterday. Laughed my tits off
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