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by Pennywise
Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:15 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: The Resurrection of The Crap News Thread
Replies: 3
Views: 102

Re: The Resurrection of The Crap News Thread

A new centre midfield pair would be my priority, but new new centre half is also right up there.

I'd go with Dunk myself, just for the song possibilities.
by Pennywise
Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:06 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Financial Fair Play. Good Or Bad ?
Replies: 16
Views: 181

Re: Financial Fair Play. Good Or Bad ?

Its bollocks. Your football club's income not enough to justify your massive outlay in the transfer market? Just use one of your myriad other companies to give your club a huge sponsorship.

Jobbed.
by Pennywise
Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:33 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Stupid Things That You Do...
Replies: 9
Views: 165

Re: Stupid Things That You Do...

Which happens for too often to you; there must be something about the way you walk that screams "That man has enough heroine stuffed up his jacksie to stop a charging Rhino" A quick sniff of the fist and a shake of the head is enough to put most peoples minds at rest. Fixed that for you :...
by Pennywise
Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:04 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Stupid Things That You Do...
Replies: 9
Views: 165

Re: Stupid Things That You Do...

... and you wonder why. Every time a stranger asks me if I have a cigarette or a lighter, I pat my two chest pockets and then two jeans pockets, front then back, before saying “Nah, sorry mate. I don’t smoke”. I walk away asking myself why I had to do the pocket Macarena, when I’ve never had a smok...
by Pennywise
Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:51 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Independent London Stadium Survey
Replies: 22
Views: 535

Re: Independent London Stadium Survey

Done. I'm sure they won't take any notice at all, but it would be a damn shame if they didn't at least consider my suggestion of a free blow-job at the stop and search. Oh I don’t know EE... just cup their balls gently, and promise not to spit. Gently?? No spit?? You need to have a fucking long, ha...
by Pennywise
Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:52 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Independent London Stadium Survey
Replies: 22
Views: 535

Re: Independent London Stadium Survey

Done. I'm sure they won't take any notice at all, but it would be a damn shame if they didn't at least consider my suggestion of a free blow-job at the stop and search.
by Pennywise
Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Why Howe..?
Replies: 42
Views: 925

Re: Why Howe..?

Say the thread title out loud and it sounds like the kind of chat you get on the boats an hour after a game.
by Pennywise
Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:09 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Empty Seats
Replies: 42
Views: 1214

Re: Empty Seats

very true.....most football fans are the same club by club.....many think they are entitled to more because they spend more but there are still only a couple of cups for all the teams to compete for and nowadays unlike before, there are some insanely rich clubs. You mostly hear the moaning online w...
by Pennywise
Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:48 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: here i go again are we safe yet.
Replies: 50
Views: 1227

Re: here i go again are we safe yet.

It really is fun to see how much I get to you. :i am genuinely amused: Ive told you before. I would MUCH rather you had a go at me that kids who cant defend themselves. Hope everything works out in the future though at your end. PS It was obvious you wouldnt do what you said you would do. Liars don...
by Pennywise
Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:43 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Bringing back hanging
Replies: 25
Views: 977

Re: Bringing back hanging

Those people who just have to say something.. You're out front washing car, painting, sweeping drive ...maybe gardening..... then some cunt (who you've never seen before) goes 'Come round and do mine after'..... My neighbour does that all the time, he said it to a black guy washing his car out fron...

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