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by BCHammer
Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:25 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Poo routine
Replies: 7
Views: 109

Poo routine

It's a thing Her indoors gets up at 6:15 every day and I have to have a pony by 7 at the latest, no question of being later, even on a day off. Sometime I have to get up early, say 4:45, I sit there for 15 mins straining every capillary in my body to produce a pebble not much more than a tictac. 5:1...
by BCHammer
Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:11 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Prediction League Round 29
Replies: 30
Views: 291

Re: Prediction League Round 29

Norwich v Leicester 0-3
Brighton v Crystal Palace 1-1
Bournemouth v Chelsea 1-3
Newcastle v Burnley 0-0
West Ham v Southampton 2-0
Watford v Liverpool 0-2
Everton v Man Utd 2-1
them v Wolves 1-2
by BCHammer
Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:06 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Sexual positions and your star sign
Replies: 11
Views: 336

Re: Sexual positions and your star sign

palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:15 pm
Newmarket wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:09 pm
Wtf’s a Pinball Wizard when it’s at home ?
Woman's legs wide apart and you enter kneeling.
Glad of the clarification, I was thinking:

He's a pin ball wizard
There has got to be a twist
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist
by BCHammer
Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:00 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Liverpool v West Ham - Official Match Thread
Replies: 243
Views: 2735

Re: Liverpool v West Ham - Official Match Thread

Only one thing can make a Monday worse, losing to Liverpool at midday.

At least I will be working and unable to watch it.
by BCHammer
Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:04 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Prediction League Round 28.
Replies: 30
Views: 523

Re: Prediction League Round 28.

Chelsea v them 1-2
Burnley v Bournemouth 2-1
Crystal Palace v Newcastle 1-1
Sheffield Utd v Brighton 2-0
Southampton v Aston Villa 2-2
Leicester v Man City 1-2
Man Utd v Watford 2-0
Wolves v Norwich 3-1
Arsenal v Everton 2-1
Liverpool v West Ham 3-0

All the best at the the hospital
by BCHammer
Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:14 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 61
Views: 1788

Re: Coronavirus

A local liquor store (offy) got in trouble for writing a sandwich board "What goes with coronavirus? Lyme disease" :lol:

Some poor sensitive souls took offense.

We have 4 cases here, which is quite incredible considering we are basically a Chinese colony
by BCHammer
Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:09 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Paris
Replies: 12
Views: 555

Re: Paris

Taansend wrote:
Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:00 pm
I'm sitting by a lake and a bird just shit on my head
Hilton?

Did she film it?
by BCHammer
Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:06 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: A weight off my chest
Replies: 4
Views: 360

Re: A weight off my chest

dagenhamdave wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:05 pm
I thought this thread might be about your breast reduction operation? ;)
Or he and Taans had finished their 69
by BCHammer
Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:04 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Jack Grealish
Replies: 17
Views: 466

Re: Jack Grealish

Every time I see him I just want to get out my clippers and shave his head
by BCHammer
Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:23 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: North London
Replies: 48
Views: 1041

Re: North London

The irony would be amazing if Spuds saved us from relegation...

Arsenal are beginning to look semi decent again. Best strike force outside of Liverpool IMO, just couldn't defend for toffee. Seems Arteta has fixed that now, I was hoping for a point from them, not so optimistic now.