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by Newmarket
Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:26 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Music
Replies: 870
Views: 160520

Re: Music

3 classics ..... but you had to be there to appreciate them :lol:





by Newmarket
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:59 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 672
Views: 25575

Re: Coronavirus

Taansend wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:56 pm
Newmarket wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:49 pm

She was probably Belarusian. Normally I would put a smiley at the end of that sentence but in this situation all I can say is stay safe Nev ;)
Didn't Brexit get rid of all the Eastern Europeans :lol:
They just going out to bat when Covid stopped play indefinitely.
by Newmarket
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:53 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Sports That Could Be Played At The Mo
Replies: 13
Views: 254

Re: Sports That Could Be Played At The Mo

Shadow boxing...should keep the elf'n'safety mob happy as well ! Wankathon ... set up a pay per view and stream via webcam to a very happy and gay audience !...win win chicken dinner I immediately thought of women doing it. And then you fucking ruined it :lol: Why for goodness sake ? Women are enti...
by Newmarket
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:49 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 672
Views: 25575

Re: Coronavirus

Fuck me. I come in at the crack of dawn this morning for a lone delivery, and to do a bit of paperwork. Silly tart turns up to refill the vending machine -- vital work and all that -- so I keep my distance, shouting that I'll unlock the canteen door for her. Next thing I know she's stood right next...
by Newmarket
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:47 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: caption time
Replies: 2207
Views: 242051

Re: caption time

BoleynBadges wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:55 am
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What dya mean Blow job or no job ?
by Newmarket
Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Apart From Aggresively Wanking.....
Replies: 5
Views: 392

Re: Apart From Aggresively Wanking.....

I walk to work , 80 minutes each way , dressed like a bank robber.
by Newmarket
Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:13 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Hammers Chat Mugs - Patrons Only
Replies: 10
Views: 747

Re: Hammers Chat Mugs - Patrons Only

BoleynBadges wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:32 am
can i get one
Your bad
by Newmarket
Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:12 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: gsb out
Replies: 10
Views: 519

Re: gsb out

Definite facial material
by Newmarket
Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:53 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: West Ham Centre Halves
Replies: 29
Views: 1469

Re: West Ham Centre Halves

Talkin of Centre Backs...guy doesn't get mentioned much in our history which is strange.. Malcolm Allison..Played a huge part in the setting up of the Academy with Ted Fenton... Was one the main guys used to meet in Casserattis cafe,talkin tactics.... was a bit of a mentor to a young Sir Bobby as w...
by Newmarket
Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:45 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Crap Jokes You Love
Replies: 84
Views: 12647

Re: Crap Jokes You Love

Neville Bartos wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:02 am
Who thinks the unthinkable?










An icthe berg... B'boom
That one was a bit of a wet lettuce