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by Avit
Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:23 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.
Replies: 25
Views: 1790

Re: Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.

True story
Music shop Basildon

Me... I'd like a guitar lead please.

Dork... How long do you want it?

Me... I want to keep it.......
by Avit
Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:09 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Gonzo podcast
Replies: 8
Views: 1100

Re: Gonzo podcast

maybe they don't want a pissed shed builder in the post match pressroom..... just saying
by Avit
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:44 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: parade
Replies: 13
Views: 2222

Re: parade

National Geographic. An excellent publication. But due to the high quality of the paper used in it's production I always found it very difficult to prise apart the pages after I'd punished Percy over a photo of a 50 year old Peruvian peasant and her flock of llamas. Spat my coffee you cunt...... th...
by Avit
Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:55 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Hammersmad revisited
Replies: 37
Views: 6557

Re: Hammersmad revisited

Pop had a pop at me when I took the piss out of his telescope :lol:

NLS became a racist bore and got a straight red :lol:

by Avit
Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:10 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Hammersmad revisited
Replies: 37
Views: 6557

Re: Hammersmad revisited

Ash came on briefly but the one trick pony cunt came across like Arthur Askey at the Apollo...

DagJ was a copy and paste merchant...

Toowombahammer.... I went to his home town ... wonder if he got off with the bird at work..

😂😂
by Avit
Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:33 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Hammersmad revisited
Replies: 37
Views: 6557

Re: Hammersmad revisited

Fuck me.... those were the days.. Gazhammer and his painter cousin :D
by Avit
Thu May 23, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: charity stream
Replies: 27
Views: 3785

Re: charity stream

Mikeveep wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 4:33 pm
I fucked that attempt at humour up cos I'm a silly old cunt. Leave it there so people can poke fun at me !
:lol: :lol:
by Avit
Wed May 22, 2019 7:07 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: charity stream
Replies: 27
Views: 3785

Re: charity stream

redhammer wrote:
Tue May 21, 2019 11:14 pm
You have assumed what the content is. I simply named the guests.
''Wondering what they are going to do' is not an assumption..you tease..
by Avit
Tue May 21, 2019 10:36 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: charity stream
Replies: 27
Views: 3785

Re: charity stream

All guests are subject to availability and being able to join the call etc. I will update this post once we have created our schedule but provisionally we have the following making an appearance and we are hoping to had a few more over the next week or so......... Nicky Hawkins (West Ham Fan TV) Ry...
by Avit
Wed May 15, 2019 10:19 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Girls Footie
Replies: 139
Views: 9155

Re: Girls Footie

Mikeveep wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 2:02 pm
All bloody foreigners ! (in my best Alf Garnett voice)

Is that general throughout this league?
A bit...

Not like the men's leagues though where there are no foreigners at all.....