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by Avit
Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:07 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Going to the toilet during lessons.
Replies: 17
Views: 495

Re: Going to the toilet during lessons.

Oziron wrote:I got into an airport lift once and someone had shat on the floor and wiped their arse with a sock. .... :shock: :shock: :shock:

(It wasn't the firmest of stools either)


Do you get in the lift on the turd floor?
by Avit
Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:04 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Going to the toilet during lessons.
Replies: 17
Views: 495

Re: Going to the toilet during lessons.

I went to the toilet during a lesson once. I shit myself. Lucky for me it was rock hard so I could hold onto it until I made it to the bogs. It looked like my arse had a hard on :( Was this at a public school...and if it was you probably won the class school competition for the day and deservedly s...
by Avit
Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:22 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: WHUISA - Mark Walker interview by FSF
Replies: 21
Views: 589

Re: WHUISA - Mark Walker interview by FSF

Neville Bartos wrote:Can someone not come up with a fan group name that fits the acronym WHUTANG? I mean WHUISA and the one with FAG on the end are both a bit shit.

West Ham United Traitors Are Not Going?
by Avit
Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:03 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Going to the toilet during lessons.
Replies: 17
Views: 495

Re: Going to the toilet during lessons.

I went to the toilet during a lesson once. I shit myself. Lucky for me it was rock hard so I could hold onto it until I made it to the bogs. It looked like my arse had a hard on :(
by Avit
Mon May 21, 2018 12:42 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Looks like Pellegrini
Replies: 263
Views: 8515

Re: Looks like Pellegrini

He reminds me of Vincent Price in The Tingler :shock:
by Avit
Mon May 21, 2018 12:39 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Sound weight loss advice
Replies: 29
Views: 1644

Re: Sound weight loss advice

belfasthammer wrote:On a serious note I just got my 6 stone award from Slimming World It works for me


You're six stone? :o


You must look like Karen Carpenter
by Avit
Sat May 12, 2018 9:35 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: The Arse Licking /Gonzo Noshing Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 1045

Re: The Arse Licking /Gonzo Noshing Thread

Just want to acknowledge JPHammer and all else involved in the new layout of our glorious website..... Since Gonzo started this site in whatever year that was this place has got better and better in terms of its look and structural functionality. This stuff doesn't happen by magic so well done to a...
by Avit
Mon May 07, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Dogs
Replies: 36
Views: 2372

Re: Dogs

A dog thread that has morphed into a cat shit thread...

Cat owners smell of cat piss ... FACT
by Avit
Mon May 07, 2018 11:43 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Stupid Things That You Do...
Replies: 31
Views: 2095

Re: Stupid Things That You Do...

Whenever someone offers me trifle, whether at home, visiting or in a restaurant, I always without fail respond with ' You'll have to speak up I'm a trifle deaf' then look around with a smarmy grin as if it's the funniest joke in the world that no one has heard before....

What a cunt :!:
by Avit
Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:56 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Bringing back hanging
Replies: 33
Views: 2561

Re: Bringing back hanging

Cunts with massive rucksacks on their backs who only take them off if a seat becomes available. I now carry a plastic bottle of piss and quietly unzip one of the bag's pockets and squirt it into it. Any suggestions how I could drop some shit into them without being noticed? Can't you slip in that b...

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