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by Avit
Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:18 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: The Debate #1
Replies: 5
Views: 128

Re: The Debate #1

Jedward is so yesterday.. how about calling it 'The Monzo Show'... So to recap... Moyes is an ugly cunt who plays defensive football and no-one likes him... Never mind all that, just answer your phone cuntchops I called you Sat dick wad and messaged a picture of my girlfriend but you were too pisse...
by Avit
Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:01 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: The Debate #1
Replies: 5
Views: 128

Re: The Debate #1

Jedward is so yesterday..

how about calling it 'The Monzo Show'...

So to recap... Moyes is an ugly cunt who plays defensive football and no-one likes him...
by Avit
Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:03 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: West Ham vs Bournemouth Official Match Thread
Replies: 150
Views: 1816

Re: West Ham vs Bournemouth Official Match Thread

Just back from the match ... the front guys are too far from the rest of the team with only Kouyate in the gap. We look too cautious, afraid to throw men forward....

I found myself saying 'Kouyate you unless cunt' quite a lot...
by Avit
Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:29 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Toast
Replies: 12
Views: 265

Re: Toast

Oziron wrote:
Avit wrote:
Oziron wrote:
...and Cream


Cream on toast? What sort of cunt has cream on toast?

Marmalade maybe.... but fucking cream.....

Jam and cream you uncouth bastard....


Not. On. Toast you cunt....

PS.. order it tonight then .....
by Avit
Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Toast
Replies: 12
Views: 265

Re: Toast

Oziron wrote:
Avit wrote:
Noni wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc

I love this silly single! :D


Didn't the Jam cover this....


...and Cream


Cream on toast? What sort of cunt has cream on toast?

Marmalade maybe.... but fucking cream.....
by Avit
Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:54 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Toast
Replies: 12
Views: 265

Re: Toast

Noni wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc

I love this silly single! :D


Didn't the Jam cover this....
by Avit
Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:53 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: When I was a kid
Replies: 101
Views: 1479

Re: When I was a kid

Lead painted lead toys
Green Shield Stamps
Playtex
Verrucas...
by Avit
Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 28
Views: 464

Re: Holidays

Oziron wrote:
Avit wrote:Telegraph Hill is nice but the parrots have well and truly fucked off...

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I would have thought you would have been more of a fan of 'Nob Hill'...........


You're about as funny as Benny Hill...
by Avit
Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:01 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 28
Views: 464

Re: Holidays

Alcatraz, without a doubt, the best tourist attraction I have ever been to. In the main, left as it was. I asked if I could swim back, but they told me to fuck off A bucket of Crab on pier 39, heaven I'm with you on this one Jimbo....Alcatraz is brilliant.....as is Gracelands if you ever get chance...
by Avit
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:46 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Arsenal West Ham Official Match Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 2995

Re: Arsenal West Ham Official Match Thread

BillyDWhizz wrote: I'd put AC on 2nd half, at least that'll give Ginge and Oggie something to aim at.


AC Milan maybe but not that useless cunt...

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