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by Avit
Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:50 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Travel Warning
Replies: 10
Views: 395

Re: Travel Warning

I've booked a Hyundai i10 for two weeks starting September 8th so stay off the fucking roads or suffer the consequences as I'm a bit of a nutter on the streets. Plus I drive on the right. I don't know what a Hyundai i10 is but I imagine it's something sporty. You have been warned. It's a lawnmower ...
by Avit
Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:39 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Song writing.
Replies: 9
Views: 529

Re: Song writing.

Gary Glitter was a Babysitter
by Avit
Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:35 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Song writing.
Replies: 9
Views: 529

Re: Song writing.

I love you so much I can't shit...
by Avit
Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:11 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Online Store
Replies: 12
Views: 964

Re: Online Store

Been busy this summer working on a few things and one of them is and online store. And here it is.... http://hammerschat.com/Shop/en/ All monies raised are going towards a project which we have also been working on and SHOULD be ready very soon, i would say it's our most ambitious one yet but that'...
by Avit
Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:04 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Awesome
Replies: 33
Views: 838

Re: Awesome

Like like like ... I have a problem with Awesome ...I don't (if used sparingly) Most on here would probably say ... 'that's the fucking dog's bollocks' which is much better...NOT! How many on here utter 'awright?' a million times a day.. Language development.... that's all Have spiffing day chaps .....
by Avit
Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:56 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Blowing Bubbles Opportunity
Replies: 6
Views: 378

Re: Blowing Bubbles Opportunity

According to my maths (or math to Taans) 19 games ... 2 hours a game = 38 hours

Season ticket up in gods £99

which equates to £2.60 per hour

.... I'm gonna stick to selling the Big Issue thanks

:geek:
by Avit
Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:17 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Online Store
Replies: 12
Views: 964

Re: Online Store

Seems a bit pricey .... .... what are you funding ...... a fucking moon landing? Where you been mate, missing your cutting edge wit, time you did another show. Big changes over Rush Green, you wont recognise our Ladies, oops, I mean Women. Husillos is in D`eath`s office. I saw them at Barnet the ot...
by Avit
Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:12 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Kent
Replies: 41
Views: 2583

Re: Kent

Taansend wrote:I been to Rye loads as a kid. I remember some old stone building full of bats.

Or was it brick?


That was Pontins soul weekender...
by Avit
Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:08 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Kent
Replies: 41
Views: 2583

Re: Kent

palerider wrote:
Avit wrote:
So he's got to stay in Kent forever then?

...Rye is in sandwich 8-)

Very good.

I bet you'll be using that one dover and dover again.


Oast definitely.....
by Avit
Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:55 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Kent
Replies: 41
Views: 2583

Re: Kent

palerider wrote:
Avit wrote:Dungeness...

an amazing place... google it

They filmed Doctor Who there (the planet Zog or summink)

... and Nikki Mingelarge made a video there

... then go to Rye and buy a load of old shit..

Rye's not in Kent though.


So he's got to stay in Kent forever then?

...Rye is in sandwich 8-)

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