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by FatPigIron
Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:49 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: What is more important, a right back or a striker?
Replies: 24
Views: 4886

Re: What is more important, a right back or a striker?

Personally, I chose Antonio as Hammer of the Year (as I knew Payet would win it), so it was more a vote to get him onto people's radar. He is DYNAMITE! That headed goal aginst Man U; the height and accuracy...and the importanced of the game! Running the length of the pitch and heading that goal agai...
by FatPigIron
Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:56 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: What is more important, a right back or a striker?
Replies: 24
Views: 4886

What is more important, a right back or a striker?

There doesn't seem to be any real emphasis on getting a right back, which is alarming. If Antoinio can STILL score several goals while being hand-cuffed at right back (which he did), he will bang in loads more goals - 20 easy - if instead he could play higher up on the wing, with a great new right b...
by FatPigIron
Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:33 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Do you class yourself as a cockney ?
Replies: 54
Views: 12530

Re: Do you class yourself as a cockney?

I hate to piss on everyone's chips, but the Bow bells are not actually in Bow. They're in a church on Cheapside (near St. Paul's cathedral) called St. Mary Le Bow. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary-le-Bow I was born in Rush Green hospital, Romford, so I can't claim to be a cockney either way....
by FatPigIron
Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:21 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Do you class yourself as a cockney ?
Replies: 54
Views: 12530

Re: Do you class yourself as a cockney?

I live in Surrey, had a good education, am thick as 2 short planks, am full of shit, my 'friends' call me a fucking wanker,and the one time when a girl got that far, she called me 'rice crispie man' before running out of the bedroom....Do any of these mean I can qualify? (I have supported West Ham f...
by FatPigIron
Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:29 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Give us your Jokes
Replies: 63
Views: 15689

Re: Give us your Jokes

A rich Texan decides to trace his roots, and finds his way to a tiny hamlet on the East coast of Ireland where his family came from. He sees an old wizened guy leaning over a gate post: "You live here, huh?" "That's right; see that field there, and that field beyond; that's my farm" "Is that right, ...
by FatPigIron
Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:18 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Give us your Jokes
Replies: 63
Views: 15689

Re: Give us your Jokes

What's black and blue and bobs up and down in the Irish Sea?
An Englishman who has told a bad Irish joke....
by FatPigIron
Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:17 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Give us your Jokes
Replies: 63
Views: 15689

Re: Give us your Jokes

Paddy and Murrphy are in bed together on a Saturday night. Paddy turns to Murphy: "I don't think much of this wife-swapping lark...."
by FatPigIron
Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:46 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Chat up lines
Replies: 5
Views: 2487

Re: Chat up lines

palerider wrote:Kevin Bloody Wilson. It's why I love the Aussies. (Unless it's during the Ashes).

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's my fucking bike.
I've opened all this other shit there's nothing here I like.
You are one smooth talking fucker: Got any tips, Champ?
by FatPigIron
Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:36 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Chat up lines
Replies: 5
Views: 2487

Re: Chat up lines

"Fancy a squirt, love?"
by FatPigIron
Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:15 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Give us your Jokes
Replies: 63
Views: 15689

Re: Give us your Jokes

I haven't spoken to the misses for 3 months...Well, I didn't want to interrupt!