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by Avit
Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:03 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Going to the toilet during lessons.
Replies: 17
Views: 1454

Re: Going to the toilet during lessons.

I went to the toilet during a lesson once. I shit myself. Lucky for me it was rock hard so I could hold onto it until I made it to the bogs. It looked like my arse had a hard on :(
by Avit
Mon May 21, 2018 12:42 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Looks like Pellegrini
Replies: 263
Views: 10815

Re: Looks like Pellegrini

He reminds me of Vincent Price in The Tingler :shock:
by Avit
Mon May 21, 2018 12:39 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Sound weight loss advice
Replies: 29
Views: 3126

Re: Sound weight loss advice

belfasthammer wrote:On a serious note I just got my 6 stone award from Slimming World It works for me


You're six stone? :o


You must look like Karen Carpenter
by Avit
Sat May 12, 2018 9:35 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: The Arse Licking /Gonzo Noshing Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 1416

Re: The Arse Licking /Gonzo Noshing Thread

Just want to acknowledge JPHammer and all else involved in the new layout of our glorious website..... Since Gonzo started this site in whatever year that was this place has got better and better in terms of its look and structural functionality. This stuff doesn't happen by magic so well done to a...
by Avit
Mon May 07, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Dogs
Replies: 36
Views: 3314

Re: Dogs

A dog thread that has morphed into a cat shit thread...

Cat owners smell of cat piss ... FACT
by Avit
Mon May 07, 2018 11:43 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Stupid Things That You Do...
Replies: 31
Views: 2877

Re: Stupid Things That You Do...

Whenever someone offers me trifle, whether at home, visiting or in a restaurant, I always without fail respond with ' You'll have to speak up I'm a trifle deaf' then look around with a smarmy grin as if it's the funniest joke in the world that no one has heard before....

What a cunt :!:
by Avit
Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:56 am
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Bringing back hanging
Replies: 33
Views: 3508

Re: Bringing back hanging

Cunts with massive rucksacks on their backs who only take them off if a seat becomes available. I now carry a plastic bottle of piss and quietly unzip one of the bag's pockets and squirt it into it. Any suggestions how I could drop some shit into them without being noticed? Can't you slip in that b...
by Avit
Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:51 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Bringing back hanging
Replies: 33
Views: 3508

Re: Bringing back hanging

Those people who just have to say something..

You're out front washing car, painting, sweeping drive ...maybe gardening..... then some cunt (who you've never seen before) goes 'Come round and do mine after'.....
by Avit
Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:44 pm
Forum: Topical Topics
Topic: Pubs With Strippers
Replies: 18
Views: 1782

Re: Pubs With Strippers

The Bull in Hornchurch....

We used to go Friday night and get the horn..
by Avit
Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:40 am
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: Open letter to Dietrich Mateschitz
Replies: 39
Views: 2233

Re: Open letter to Dietrich Mateschitz

What you're all forgetting is that Rich Energy (Red Bull competitor) sponsor West Ham Ladies so there would be a conflict of interest


.... or not

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