ToneLoc wrote:Gonzo wrote:ToneLoc wrote:Bang on mate and pretty much my stance.
There is one thing I’d like to pick you out on though................ a fucking “child minder” when living in Ilford?
A bit posh.
I got a boot up the arse and an extra shove to get me to school quicker.
Mum used to work at Trebor in Wanstead (As did that rascal Dorset DanO). She wasn't an official child minder in all in honesty but I used to go around after school whilst waiting for my folks to get back from work.
What a cook she was too ........ you'd have loved that grub Tone.
I think we might have been a bit posh though because we had a VHS player before any other cunt in the flats.
I remember sticking bubble gum into that little write-hole on the VHS cassette to get it to record something but the bubble gum dried up and fell out.
I wanted to deliver a hilarious anecdote about it causing an explosion and setting fire to the curtains but I’d be lying.
The only thing that happened was that it didn’t record what I set it for (“The Stud” featuring Joan Collins) so was thus left with Sally James on Tiswas for wanking material.......... again !
But what a fabulous set of fun bags over which to ejaculate Tone .... dum de dum de dum