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With just a day to go to transfer deadline day West Ham have secured their first signing.
Speaking on tiny TV, the West Ham owner said after months of negotiations, how delighted he was to secure such an iconic specimen. The fee, believed to be £70 and a 300 piece jigsaw depicting a nude nun was accepted by abdullas car emporium at a service station in Watford earlier this morning. The West Ham owner couldn't contain his excitement stating "I'm shaking like a shitting dog, it's a work in progress, I promised Manuel I'd get him a touch of class and I think I've delivered"
He also wanted to reassure Hammers fans that the spending wouldn't stop there, "I've got my digits in a number of pies at the moment and my good friend Jimmy white will reveal all on deadline day"
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