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I don't know about you lot.

Post by Brookbonds73 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:51 pm

But so far, I've purchased a farm in Siberia, a herd of yaks, a 1970's Trabant with 600,000k on the clock, 3 wives from Lagos ( all called Shirley) and enough porn to decorate a small country, on here today.
Marvellous stuff!
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Post by mkhammer » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:15 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:51 pm
But so far, I've purchased a farm in Siberia, a herd of yaks, a 1970's Trabant with 600,000k on the clock, 3 wives from Lagos ( all called Shirley) and enough porn to decorate a small country, on here today.
Marvellous stuff!
:lol: Yeah fuck Amazon and E-Bay...can get all my shit on here now......
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Post by jameskel » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:25 pm

I have a date with a bird called Ming, apparently has a big cock
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Post by andyginbrasil » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:26 pm

Got a good deal on Niagra tablets......Bloke said that they were almost identical to the real Viagra.....so I bought 10 packets...what a snip.... shakeass
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Post by andyginbrasil » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:28 pm

UPDATE ON NIAGRA TABLETS

Don't by them..... I've been pissing continuously for 4 hours..... :oops:
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Post by hd1 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:53 pm

jameskel wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:25 pm
I have a date with a bird called Ming, apparently has a big cock
Has she got a sister?

Asking for a friend
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Post by Brookbonds73 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:05 pm

hd1 wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:53 pm
jameskel wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:25 pm
I have a date with a bird called Ming, apparently has a big cock
Has she got a sister?

Asking for a friend
Don't worry mate, I've just bought an entire family. There's two birds in their twenties, the mother and the granny. Obviously I have first choice, but the mother you could probably slip her a nut cutlet and as far as I'm aware the granny has her own teeth and can do you a turn as well.
There's also a herd of goats going cheap if you're not too fussy.
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Post by hd1 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:29 pm

My mate says "Nice one"
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Post by Taansend » Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:36 pm

I cleaned it all up while sitting in the doctors waiting room, only to be turned away from the doctor (who I had seen 2 weeks previously) as my insurance plan has switched without my knowledge.

So now I'm almost certainly going to die at some point.

You're fucking welcome.
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Post by ToneLoc » Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:39 pm

Fuck me you lot need some football to kick off :lol:
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