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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Iambones » Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:44 pm

Question;

What’s worse, family member who rapes ya
Or
So called family friend ripping you new arse hole?

Gold is the friendly old uncle Mr 442
Sullivan is a welsh cunt who was in his 20s when he decided to follow whu.
For me Gold is far worse , you don’t rob your own.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Dwayne Pipes » Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:01 pm

As I’ve said before Golds a slippery conniving artful old fucker that would tuck anyone over for a pound note.

Not a very convincing actor either.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Whiskyman » Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:49 pm

palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:41 pm
Whiskyman wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:09 pm


Now I'm confused. Are you still referring to your Brasso damaged boxers ?

Or was something else hung in Shepton Mallet prison ?
You're an intelligent bloke.

Read Tim's post carefully.

You'll get it.
Obviously not intelligent enough. Now I'm not just confused , I'm also suffering from a crisis of confidence. :lol:
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by palerider » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:41 pm

Whiskyman wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:49 pm
palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:41 pm


You're an intelligent bloke.

Read Tim's post carefully.

You'll get it.
Obviously not intelligent enough. Now I'm not just confused , I'm also suffering from a crisis of confidence. :lol:
Spades and carrots.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Brookbonds73 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:56 pm

palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:41 pm
Whiskyman wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:49 pm


Obviously not intelligent enough. Now I'm not just confused , I'm also suffering from a crisis of confidence. :lol:
Spades and carrots.
My dear friend perhaps a personal message might do the trick. :lol:
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Whiskyman » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:21 pm

palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:41 pm
Whiskyman wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:49 pm


Obviously not intelligent enough. Now I'm not just confused , I'm also suffering from a crisis of confidence. :lol:
Spades and carrots.
Spades ? I would never call anyone that. I prefer the old fashioned "N" word.

Carrots ? Try this. It usually works. Although as you live, I believe, in Somerset where I understand one has to put their watches back 30 years upon arrival you will probably be burned as a witch when people witness your skills.

In your local pub get a piece of paper and write the word "Carrot" on it. Then select any individual who is in the vicinity and ask them to clear their mind of any thoughts they may have (shouldn't be hard in Shepton Mallet ;) ), and tell them you are going to ask them to instantly respond to a question and they must say the first thing that comes into their head. I don't have this problem in Hertfordshire but it would peobably be sensible to first tell them Scrumpy cider is NOT a vegetable.

When silence has descended and the audience is in awe you say to your subject. "Name a vegetable". The chances are he or she will say "carrot", at which point you will brandish your piece of paper and simply say "Correct". Applause will reverberate around the pub and you will be regarded as someone with mystic capabilities.

Until someone decides you should be burnt at the stake for being a witch of course. Which would be the fate of your subject were he to come out with some stupid response to your question like "Ooh aah, Ford Cortina" or "comboined Aaarvester" and not the chosen word of "carrot".

Try it. You will be amazed.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Newmarket » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:44 pm

palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:33 pm
They hung some of them in Shepton Mallet prison.
My quip from earlier seems to have been deleted by the Einsatzgruppen.

Obviously looking for Goldie up on his cross .
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by whu » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:50 am

get your marching heads on people
29th feb
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