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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Brookbonds73 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:00 pm

palerider wrote:
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It shows the measure of the man that long before brain injuries due to heading footballs, he deflected a V1 with his own dome, thus saving a family of 14 hiding in a caravan in Lewisham.
Not to mention heading to Dunkirk with a boat made out of powdered egg cartons and rescuing 300 troops from the beach.
And hopping off the boat, to help the yanks at Omaha beach. Single handedly taking on a Panzer tank brigade with just a Swiss army knife and a catapult made from sticks and laces.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by palerider » Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:00 pm
palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:43 am


Not to mention heading to Dunkirk with a boat made out of powdered egg cartons and rescuing 300 troops from the beach.
And hopping off the boat, to help the yanks at Omaha beach. Single handedly taking on a Panzer tank brigade with just a Swiss army knife and a catapult made from sticks and laces.
The list goes on my learned friend. A true hero in every sense of the word.

And just because he loans the club 5 billion but claims back a couple of bob for a salt-beef sandwich every now and then, the world's up in arms.

I bet that snivelling runt Oliver Holt never sunk the Tirpitz single-handed.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Brookbonds73 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:21 pm

palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 pm
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And hopping off the boat, to help the yanks at Omaha beach. Single handedly taking on a Panzer tank brigade with just a Swiss army knife and a catapult made from sticks and laces.
The list goes on my learned friend. A true hero in every sense of the word.

And just because he loans the club 5 billion but claims back a couple of bob for a salt-beef sandwich every now and then, the world's up in arms.

I bet that snivelling runt Oliver Holt never sunk the Tirpitz single-handed.
Indeed my friend, we're lucky to have a true legend in our midst.
I do believe the bombing of Berlin was his finest hour, dropping stale bagels on the Hun after they'd used up their payload shows the measure of the man.
Shame on you Mr Holt, if it wasn't for Rambo gold, we'd all be called Fritz.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by palerider » Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:24 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:21 pm
palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 pm


The list goes on my learned friend. A true hero in every sense of the word.

And just because he loans the club 5 billion but claims back a couple of bob for a salt-beef sandwich every now and then, the world's up in arms.

I bet that snivelling runt Oliver Holt never sunk the Tirpitz single-handed.
Indeed my friend, we're lucky to have a true legend in our midst.
I do believe the bombing of Berlin was his finest hour, dropping stale bagels on the Hun after they'd used up their payload shows the measure of the man.
Shame on you Mr Holt, if it wasn't for Rambo gold, we'd all be called Fritz.
:lol: :lol:

I'm going to stop now.

I've spilt brasso all over me boxers.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by palerider » Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:29 pm

Newmarket wrote:
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Nah that was the U.S Army 😊







I see what you did there.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Newmarket » Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:30 pm

palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:29 pm
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I see what you did there.
Yeah . I fucked the quotes up and you replied before I had a chance to correct it .

Yes sir one of my finest ...
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Newmarket » Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:34 pm

In fact I think the whole quote function is fucked .

I blame my 2G reception 😊
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by palerider » Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:33 pm

They hung some of them in Shepton Mallet prison.
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by Whiskyman » Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:09 pm

palerider wrote:
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They hung some of them in Shepton Mallet prison.
Now I'm confused. Are you still referring to your Brasso damaged boxers ?

Or was something else hung in Shepton Mallet prison ?
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Re: I’ve not received a penny

Post by palerider » Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:41 pm

Whiskyman wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:09 pm
palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:33 pm
They hung some of them in Shepton Mallet prison.
Now I'm confused. Are you still referring to your Brasso damaged boxers ?

Or was something else hung in Shepton Mallet prison ?
You're an intelligent bloke.

Read Tim's post carefully.

You'll get it.
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