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Re: Who is it?

Post by tassiehammer » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:21 pm

I'm only here till the end of the month and they never got to me. Honest.
But all most , especially when I read about the granddaughter lookin into grandaddy 's eyes and asking "why, pappy why?"
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Re: Who is it?

Post by palerider » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:39 pm

Sadly, I must own up. It was me.

Sullivan, as you know, produced porn films in the past, and contacted me with supposed information that he was getting the band back together. But with Mary Millington no longer with us and his leading actor now in a nursing home he'd heard about my own past life in the industry where I was known as Dirk Thrust.

My role as Hansel in 'Hansel in Gretel' was considered a classic in 70's German alternative cinema.

All I had to do, he said, was to post a few angry emojis. Then for a 60'ish red-blooded bloke getting the chance to romp around with a bevvy of hairy Kazakh beauties AND with a bit of beer money thrown in, who wouldn't be interested ?

But as always, he lied.

The little cunt.
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Re: Who is it?

Post by Brookbonds73 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:05 pm

palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:39 pm
Sadly, I must own up. It was me.

Sullivan, as you know, produced porn films in the past, and contacted me with supposed information that he was getting the band back together. But with Mary Millington no longer with us and his leading actor now in a nursing home he'd heard about my own past life in the industry where I was known as Dirk Thrust.

My role as Hansel in 'Hansel in Gretel' was considered a classic in 70's German alternative cinema.

All I had to do, he said, was to post a few angry emojis. Then for a 60'ish red-blooded bloke getting the chance to romp around with a bevvy of hairy Kazakh beauties AND with a bit of beer money thrown in, who wouldn't be interested ?

But as always, he lied.

The little cunt.
I was sent a box of Payet shirts, two tickets to see Gloria Estevan in concert in Bolivia and a signed picture of Gokhan Tore.
All I had to do was say how great they were and the fans were all inbred cunts.
I just couldn't do it, calling my own inbreds was asking too much, so I declined the offer.
Had I got to play my old role of Johan Shlong the Swedish woodcutter sireing young maidens with his mighty axe, I may have been tempted, but alas it was not to be.
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Re: Who is it?

Post by palerider » Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:54 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:05 pm
palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:39 pm
Sadly, I must own up. It was me.

Sullivan, as you know, produced porn films in the past, and contacted me with supposed information that he was getting the band back together. But with Mary Millington no longer with us and his leading actor now in a nursing home he'd heard about my own past life in the industry where I was known as Dirk Thrust.

My role as Hansel in 'Hansel in Gretel' was considered a classic in 70's German alternative cinema.

All I had to do, he said, was to post a few angry emojis. Then for a 60'ish red-blooded bloke getting the chance to romp around with a bevvy of hairy Kazakh beauties AND with a bit of beer money thrown in, who wouldn't be interested ?

But as always, he lied.

The little cunt.
I was sent a box of Payet shirts, two tickets to see Gloria Estevan in concert in Bolivia and a signed picture of Gokhan Tore.
All I had to do was say how great they were and the fans were all inbred cunts.
I just couldn't do it, calling my own inbreds was asking too much, so I declined the offer.
Had I got to play my old role of Johan Shlong the Swedish woodcutter sireing young maidens with his mighty axe, I may have been tempted, but alas it was not to be.
You were Johan ?

It's a small world my learned friend.

I worked with a girl called Minga who told me about you and the fact you wouldn't go on set without a minimum of three bottles of Swedish vodka inside you. Fanny like a ripped-out fireplace she had.

I believe I pipped you to the post for the lead role in Debbie does Dagenham.

Ah......the old days.
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Re: Who is it?

Post by andyginbrasil » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:11 pm

palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:54 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:05 pm


I was sent a box of Payet shirts, two tickets to see Gloria Estevan in concert in Bolivia and a signed picture of Gokhan Tore.
All I had to do was say how great they were and the fans were all inbred cunts.
I just couldn't do it, calling my own inbreds was asking too much, so I declined the offer.
Had I got to play my old role of Johan Shlong the Swedish woodcutter sireing young maidens with his mighty axe, I may have been tempted, but alas it was not to be.
You were Johan ?

It's a small world my learned friend.

I worked with a girl called Minga who told me about you and the fact you wouldn't go on set without a minimum of three bottles of Swedish vodka inside you. Fanny like a ripped-out fireplace she had.

I believe I pipped you to the post for the lead role in Debbie does Dagenham.

Ah......the old days.
Well I never.....it is a small world Sir Pale........It was my Yak...Dagenham who had the staring role...alas unfortunately she suffered a prolapse halfway through filming of the Dock scene, and was unable to complete all scenes or in fact to reproduce ever again. I think that she came away traumatized as when ever I approached her later in my Y fronts, she would turn her back on me, as she was trained to do, and would deliver a near perfect kick direct to my gonads, thus I was never able to have the same relationship I used to have with her ever again .......So Sir Pale was it you who ruined my Dagenham.....or someone else?
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Re: Who is it?

Post by palerider » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:12 pm

andyginbrasil wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:11 pm
palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:54 pm


You were Johan ?

It's a small world my learned friend.

I worked with a girl called Minga who told me about you and the fact you wouldn't go on set without a minimum of three bottles of Swedish vodka inside you. Fanny like a ripped-out fireplace she had.

I believe I pipped you to the post for the lead role in Debbie does Dagenham.

Ah......the old days.
Well I never.....it is a small world Sir Pale........It was my Yak...Dagenham who had the staring role...alas unfortunately she suffered a prolapse halfway through filming of the Dock scene, and was unable to complete all scenes or in fact to reproduce ever again. I think that she came away traumatized as when ever I approached her later in my Y fronts, she would turn her back on me, as she was trained to do, and would deliver a near perfect kick direct to my gonads, thus I was never able to have the same relationship I used to have with her ever again .......So Sir Pale was it you who ruined my Dagenham.....or someone else?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Who is it?

Post by Brookbonds73 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:45 pm

palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:54 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:05 pm


I was sent a box of Payet shirts, two tickets to see Gloria Estevan in concert in Bolivia and a signed picture of Gokhan Tore.
All I had to do was say how great they were and the fans were all inbred cunts.
I just couldn't do it, calling my own inbreds was asking too much, so I declined the offer.
Had I got to play my old role of Johan Shlong the Swedish woodcutter sireing young maidens with his mighty axe, I may have been tempted, but alas it was not to be.
You were Johan ?

It's a small world my learned friend.

I worked with a girl called Minga who told me about you and the fact you wouldn't go on set without a minimum of three bottles of Swedish vodka inside you. Fanny like a ripped-out fireplace she had.

I believe I pipped you to the post for the lead role in Debbie does Dagenham.

Ah......the old days.
You did indeed my friend. Had it been anyone else I may have kicked up a fuss, but for a pro like you, never. Tasha the 21 stone bricklayer whom you starred alongside in Romping in Romford says hello and informs me she's now recovered from the drilling you gave her, and she's healing nicely. Minga has moved back to the fatherland and still performs her party piece of truck pulling using her beef curtains, what a woman indeed.
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Re: Who is it?

Post by palerider » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:56 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:45 pm
palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:54 pm


You were Johan ?

It's a small world my learned friend.

I worked with a girl called Minga who told me about you and the fact you wouldn't go on set without a minimum of three bottles of Swedish vodka inside you. Fanny like a ripped-out fireplace she had.

I believe I pipped you to the post for the lead role in Debbie does Dagenham.

Ah......the old days.
You did indeed my friend. Had it been anyone else I may have kicked up a fuss, but for a pro like you, never. Tasha the 21 stone bricklayer whom you starred alongside in Romping in Romford says hello and informs me she's now recovered from the drilling you gave her, and she's healing nicely. Minga has moved back to the fatherland and still performs her party piece of truck pulling using her beef curtains, what a woman indeed.
That's nice to hear.

We had a reunion party in Billericay a couple of years back. Sullivan wanted to come but the steps were too high.

Your name came up.

In fact you won an award in the 'Absent Friends' category for your moving role of Rasputin in 'Hang yer cloak on this Natasha'.

A magnificent performance if I may say so.

How were the sheep afterwards ?
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Re: Who is it?

Post by Brookbonds73 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:02 pm

andyginbrasil wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:11 pm
palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:54 pm


You were Johan ?

It's a small world my learned friend.

I worked with a girl called Minga who told me about you and the fact you wouldn't go on set without a minimum of three bottles of Swedish vodka inside you. Fanny like a ripped-out fireplace she had.

I believe I pipped you to the post for the lead role in Debbie does Dagenham.

Ah......the old days.
Well I never.....it is a small world Sir Pale........It was my Yak...Dagenham who had the staring role...alas unfortunately she suffered a prolapse halfway through filming of the Dock scene, and was unable to complete all scenes or in fact to reproduce ever again. I think that she came away traumatized as when ever I approached her later in my Y fronts, she would turn her back on me, as she was trained to do, and would deliver a near perfect kick direct to my gonads, thus I was never able to have the same relationship I used to have with her ever again .......So Sir Pale was it you who ruined my Dagenham.....or someone else?
I'm afraid it was me my friend. Daggers as she's known in the trade is a highly charged animal, so much so that she once put a Romanian welder in hospital for trying it on with some carrots and 40ft of rope. I gave her a pair of my own unwashed batman Y fronts to calm her down, but alas it had the adverse effect, sending her in to a state of sexual frenzy, and unable to control her back trotters. Hence the lashing out.
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Re: Who is it?

Post by Brookbonds73 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:15 pm

palerider wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:56 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:45 pm


You did indeed my friend. Had it been anyone else I may have kicked up a fuss, but for a pro like you, never. Tasha the 21 stone bricklayer whom you starred alongside in Romping in Romford says hello and informs me she's now recovered from the drilling you gave her, and she's healing nicely. Minga has moved back to the fatherland and still performs her party piece of truck pulling using her beef curtains, what a woman indeed.
That's nice to hear.

We had a reunion party in Billericay a couple of years back. Sullivan wanted to come but the steps were too high.

Your name came up.

In fact you won an award in the 'Absent Friends' category for your moving role of Rasputin in 'Hang yer cloak on this Natasha'.

A magnificent performance if I may say so.

How were the sheep afterwards ?
Kind words indeed, from a fellow pro.

I'm pleased to report the vet's been round and they're all doing nicely.
Harriet should be ready for your upcoming production of Jack and his massive beanstalk, which I believe is a sell out in Milton Keynes.
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