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New Payet Song

Post by Taansend » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:27 pm

We had a couple of decent efforts on the other thread but we need a competition.

Best song gets a pasty.

We've got Payet
But he doesn't want to play
I just don't think you understand
He's a greedy cunt
Pulling a stupid stunt
And he should fuck off back to France
Wooooooooo.....
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by mkhammer » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:42 pm

We aint got payet
dimitri payet
I just don't bloody understand,
We saved his career'
now he's kicked us up the rear,
So FUCK OFF dimitri payet...

Is that a pasty or a pasting... :lol:
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Lyalls Cockney Kings » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:47 pm

I don't know about songs but my headline tomorrw in the papers would be:

Dimitri Payet now joins every other player at West Ham who so far this season have refused to turn up and play.
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Taansend » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:48 pm

Lyalls Cockney Kings wrote:
Dimitri Payet now joins every other player at West Ham who so far this season have refused to turn up and play.
That doesn't even rhyme, mate.
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by JayK » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:53 pm

We ain't got Payet,
Dimitri Payet,
I don't quite think you understand.
He really wants to quit,
I don't give a shit,
Let him go rot in Kazakhstan.

Ok that was my 1st attempt. I hope they get better :lol:
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by BlackDiamond » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:08 pm

Lyalls Cockney Kings wrote:I don't know about songs but my headline tomorrw in the papers would be:

Dimitri Payet now joins every other player at West Ham who so far this season have refused to turn up and play.
Hopefully he will never wear the shirt again. Refusing to play is worse than joining Tottenham it really is. One decent season and we can forget that pretty fast and as for legend status - yeah,he's up there with the best ain't he...
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Broga81 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:10 pm

Na Na Na Naaa
Na Na Na Naaa
Hey Hey Hey
Goodbye

Think that will do it ha-ha.
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by trousers68 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:25 pm

F@@K OFF PAYET
JUST FUCK OFF PAYET
I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
YOUR ONLY ONE MAN
AINT BIGGER THAN WEST HAM
WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF PAYET
whufc_crest
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Avit » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:19 am

We had Payet Dimitri Payet
I don't think you really understand
He takes a mean free kick
But he can suck my dick
Fuck off Dimitri Payet
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Nibbles » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:45 am

Lads, whoever's going to this. Please for the sake of all of us, sing one of these. I want to hear it crystal clear over the telly.
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