New Payet Song

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Dolfo
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Dolfo » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:53 am

Spot on Avit - that's the one I will be singing today.

I particularly like the pause, an excellent musical tool to produce emotion and effect.
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Taranis » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:58 am

Au revoir Payet
Just don't say goodbye yet
as I just don't think you understand
You're a dirty Judas cunt
I'd like to take a punt
You wont pay your bonus back yet
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by palerider » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:17 am

Avit wrote:Drawing inspiration from all of these Rice-esque offerings, I've gone for the simple but effective approach....

Cunt cunty cunt, cunt cunty cunt,
Cunt cunt cunty cunt cunt,
Cunty cunty cunt
Cunty cunty cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

(Pause for effect)

YOU CUNT!
I've always though Mike Oldfield's 'In Dulci Jubilo' would make a fine football song.

Maybe too tuneful after 4 pints of Doombar but worth a go.

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cu-u-unt, cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cu-u-unt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cu-u-unt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt.
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by ticker » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:38 am

Brady,gold and Sullivan they just don't understand
All we want is to stand and sing
Now Payets become Brady's minge
We support super Slav
And continue to stand and sing
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Avit » Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:15 am

ticker wrote:Brady,gold and Sullivan they just don't understand
All we want is to stand and sing
Now Payets become Brady's minge
We support super Slav
And continue to stand and sing
Not bad but pay more attention to the metre and rhyming scheme...
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Alwyen » Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:24 am

no song from me but if the petulant child goes back to his beloved drug running area of France that they get thrashed by Rennes every time they meet again like last time he was there
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by IZITHEMA_17 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:31 am

MrBigBez wrote:Fuck Of Payet,
Your Mrs has just left,
I don't quite think you understand,
She's fucked off back home,
You couldn't make her groan,
Fuck Off Snakey Payet

Ah c'mon man. There's a line 8-)
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Jacko1966 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:48 am

Nope. Best to completely ignore him.
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by Hammer4life987 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:28 pm

Fuck off payet
Dimitri payet
I just don't think you understand
Not super slavs man
Not bigger than West Ham
Fuck off dimitri payet
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Re: New Payet Song

Post by MeppyMepz » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:03 pm

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