Based on Scrabble scores our new signings have already been successful bringing our squad average up from 21.2 to a very respectful 26.3, thus making us 5th in the Premier League.
Manuel Pellegrini, at 21 points, is currently 4th in the managers league.
Lukasz Fabianski - 37
Jack Wilshere - 31
Andriy Yarmolenko - 29
Carlos Sanchez - 29
Ryan Fredericks - 27
Fabián Balbuena - 22
Lucas Pérez - 22
Felipe Anderson - 20
Issa Diop - 11
Fuck knows why we signed Diop, the useless cunt.
The New Signings
The New Signings
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