The New Signings

[Taansend]

Based on Scrabble scores our new signings have already been successful bringing our squad average up from 21.2 to a very respectful 26.3, thus making us 5th in the Premier League.

Manuel Pellegrini, at 21 points, is currently 4th in the managers league.

Lukasz Fabianski - 37
Jack Wilshere - 31
Andriy Yarmolenko - 29
Carlos Sanchez - 29
Ryan Fredericks - 27
Fabián Balbuena - 22
Lucas Pérez - 22
Felipe Anderson - 20
Issa Diop - 11

Fuck knows why we signed Diop, the useless cunt.

[Mikeveep]

Pelle's no mug.

Those S's are gold dust.

[mkhammer]

Think ourselves lucky we didn't sign ...Fred then....