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The New Signings

Post by Taansend » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:26 pm

Based on Scrabble scores our new signings have already been successful bringing our squad average up from 21.2 to a very respectful 26.3, thus making us 5th in the Premier League.

Manuel Pellegrini, at 21 points, is currently 4th in the managers league.

Lukasz Fabianski - 37
Jack Wilshere - 31
Andriy Yarmolenko - 29
Carlos Sanchez - 29
Ryan Fredericks - 27
Fabián Balbuena - 22
Lucas Pérez - 22
Felipe Anderson - 20
Issa Diop - 11

Fuck knows why we signed Diop, the useless cunt.
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Re: The New Signings

Post by Mikeveep » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:18 pm

Pelle's no mug.

Those S's are gold dust.
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Re: The New Signings

Post by mkhammer » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:51 pm

Think ourselves lucky we didn't sign ...Fred then....
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