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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby Whiskyman » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:23 am

Taansend wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:And on another serious note, have I had my fucking dinner yet.

I'll be apoplectic if I haven't and a tad hungry!!


If it makes you feel better I just had a Philly Cheese Steak at Hooters.

Every one who works here is a young scantily clad female while every patron is a tubby bloke over 40.

WHICH IS SO FUCKING WRONG


Better than scantily clad blokes over 40 and tubby females surely.
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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby Taansend » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:48 am

Whiskyman wrote:
Taansend wrote:
If it makes you feel better I just had a Philly Cheese Steak at Hooters.

Every one who works here is a young scantily clad female while every patron is a tubby bloke over 40.

WHICH IS SO FUCKING WRONG


Better than scantily clad blokes over 40 and tubby females surely.


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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby Brookbonds73 » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:08 am

Taansend wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:And on another serious note, have I had my fucking dinner yet.

I'll be apoplectic if I haven't and a tad hungry!!


If it makes you feel better I just had a Philly Cheese Steak at Hooters.

Every one who works here is a young scantily clad female while every patron is a tubby bloke over 40.

WHICH IS SO FUCKING WRONG


Fucking shameful, I wouldn't let the fat cunts in. Fucking cholesterol hoarding heathens.
Now about these women
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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby Taansend » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:06 am

Brookbonds73 wrote:
Taansend wrote:
If it makes you feel better I just had a Philly Cheese Steak at Hooters.

Every one who works here is a young scantily clad female while every patron is a tubby bloke over 40.

WHICH IS SO FUCKING WRONG


Fucking shameful, I wouldn't let the fat cunts in. Fucking cholesterol hoarding heathens.
Now about these women


Usually girls from the local college. Aged between 21-23. They wear tight orange shorts & white t-shirts.

I generally don't take any notice of them although the barmaid there loves my accent & giggles whenever I ask for another beer. I do Hugh Grant it up a bit though. Loads of Yank birds love the shy, awkward English bloke act. Fuck knows why.

It makes me so fucking angry :evil:

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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby Brookbonds73 » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:15 am

Taansend wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Fucking shameful, I wouldn't let the fat cunts in. Fucking cholesterol hoarding heathens.
Now about these women


Usually girls from the local college. Aged between 21-23. They wear tight orange shorts & white t-shirts.

I generally don't take any notice of them although the barmaid there loves my accent & giggles whenever I ask for another beer. I do Hugh Grant it up a bit though. Loads of Yank birds love the shy, awkward English bloke act. Fuck knows why.

It makes me so fucking angry :evil:

https://www.therichest.com/rich-list/mo ... s-of-2015/


You old smoothie you.
Fuck me all we get over here is some student type cunt studying for a degree in bollocks slinging a Big Mac at your chops.
And that makes me horrendously irate.

As an aside if No 2 played her cards right she could have me!
That would cheer me up a bit.
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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby palerider » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:32 am

Malaga have just named a roundabout after Pellegrini in honour of what he did for them.

I'm seething that there isn't an Allardyce Way and a Moyes Close in Stratford.
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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby Whiskyman » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:16 am

Taansend wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Fucking shameful, I wouldn't let the fat cunts in. Fucking cholesterol hoarding heathens.
Now about these women


Usually girls from the local college. Aged between 21-23. They wear tight orange shorts & white t-shirts.

I generally don't take any notice of them although the barmaid there loves my accent & giggles whenever I ask for another beer. I do Hugh Grant it up a bit though. Loads of Yank birds love the shy, awkward English bloke act. Fuck knows why.

It makes me so fucking angry :evil:

https://www.therichest.com/rich-list/mo ... s-of-2015/


Years ago (Many) I was in New York with Mrs W and my daughter and 2 sons. We were in Times Square and decided something to eat was in order. My youngest, 14 at the time, said he had seen a restaurant "just round there", indicating a corner and so we followed him----right into Hooters despite Mrs W's indignant protestations. Tbh I thought it would be a rip off but the food was very good and served by a young lady who told us she was from Costa Rica. At which point my other boy decided he wanted us to visit Costa Rica for our next vacation. Mrs W got sniffy at this point and so I thought it best to switch the conversation.

A year or so later we were in the States again and taxiing ready for take off. Out of the window to everyone's amusement, including to my surprise Mrs W, I saw a Hooters airline plane. Sadly it seems they didn't last in business long.
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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby Whiskyman » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:21 am

palerider wrote:Malaga have just named a roundabout after Pellegrini in honour of what he did for them.

I'm seething that there isn't an Allardyce Way and a Moyes Close in Stratford.


You could always move to Carnoustie mate. Good if you play golf as well I should imagine.
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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby mkhammer » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:25 am

Most Waitresses serve me seem to be from Krakow,Gdansk, or Katowice....... :lol:



Anyway where can you go for a Burger if you prefer Smaller Breasts..... :D
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Re: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING.

Postby palerider » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:28 am

Whiskyman wrote:
palerider wrote:Malaga have just named a roundabout after Pellegrini in honour of what he did for them.

I'm seething that there isn't an Allardyce Way and a Moyes Close in Stratford.


You could always move to Carnoustie mate. Good if you play golf as well I should imagine.
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After I posted I thought I'd check to see if I had egg on my face and there was indeed a Moyes Close or an Allardyce Way in Stratford named after some 19th century industrialist.

And I'm in the process of moving right now but Carnoustie's a bit far and in any case the deep-fried chocolate bars would be bad for my health, but there is in fact a Moyes Close in Ramsgate.

I've already contacted RightMove.
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