Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

[jameskel]

Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there

Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe

[BillyDWhizz]

This country is absolute dogshit at handling snow, It just descends in to large scale panic every time there's a light fucking dusting ffs. We're at the same latitude as Canada for crying out loud, God help us if the Gulf stream ever fails or shifts permanently!

[palerider]

Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there

Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe

On Manford's twitter account now, it's been cancelled and she'll get a refund. Asked me if I wanted to see a different comedian. I suggested a ticket to see West Ham so I could see 11 of them.

[BillyDWhizz]

Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there

Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe

On Manford's twitter account now, it's been cancelled and she'll get a refund. Asked me if I wanted to see a different comedian. I suggested a ticket to see West Ham so I could see 11 of them.

More a tragedy than a comedy.

[Brookbonds73]

Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!

[jameskel]

"The Union Jack"

are you fucking Welsh?

[BillyDWhizz]

Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!

Pah! Easy! I once went shoe shopping with the wife.

[palerider]

Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!

I did my learned friend. Stark bollock naked apart from old tennis rackets on my feet I went to Tesco stopping only for a swim in the park lake. Having purchased a 10 litre bottle of Jim Beam for my lunch I sat in the pizza freezer for an hour as it wasn't cold enough for me.

Kids these days ?

Wankers.

[Newmarket]

Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!

I did my learned friend. Stark bollock naked apart from old tennis rackets on my feet I went to Tesco stopping only for a swim in the park lake. Having purchased a 10 litre bottle of Jim Beam for my lunch I sat in the pizza freezer for an hour as it wasn't cold enough for me.

Kids these days ?

Wankers.

Yep . And you try & tell the young people of today that and they won’t believe ya . They won’t ....

[Neville Bartos]

I haven't left the house since Tuesday. That's more to do with being a lazy cunt than snow though.
P.s. if I had tickets for Jason Manford I'd pray for snow and a refund too.

Yes Nev. But I can't tell her that as it was a present.

Loads of people are tweeting about a cancellation so she may get a refund and she bought ticket insurance.

Hopefully you don't get ripped off. At least it wasn't someone good like Jethro.