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jameskel
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by jameskel » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:19 pm
Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there
Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe
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BillyDWhizz
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by BillyDWhizz » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:35 pm
This country is absolute dogshit at handling snow, It just descends in to large scale panic every time there's a light fucking dusting ffs. We're at the same latitude as Canada for crying out loud, God help us if the Gulf stream ever fails or shifts permanently!

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palerider
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by palerider » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:36 pm
jameskel wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:19 pm
Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there
Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe
On Manford's twitter account now, it's been cancelled and she'll get a refund. Asked me if I wanted to see a different comedian. I suggested a ticket to see West Ham so I could see 11 of them.
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BillyDWhizz
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by BillyDWhizz » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:40 pm
palerider wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:36 pm
jameskel wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:19 pm
Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there
Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe
On Manford's twitter account now, it's been cancelled and she'll get a refund. Asked me if I wanted to see a different comedian. I suggested a ticket to see West Ham so I could see 11 of them.
More a tragedy than a comedy.
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Brookbonds73
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by Brookbonds73 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 pm
Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!
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jameskel
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by jameskel » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:59 pm
"The Union Jack"
are you fucking Welsh?
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BillyDWhizz
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by BillyDWhizz » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:01 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 pm
Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!
Pah! Easy! I once went shoe shopping with the wife.
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palerider
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by palerider » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:01 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 pm
Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!
I did my learned friend. Stark bollock naked apart from old tennis rackets on my feet I went to Tesco stopping only for a swim in the park lake. Having purchased a 10 litre bottle of Jim Beam for my lunch I sat in the pizza freezer for an hour as it wasn't cold enough for me.
Kids these days ?
Wankers.
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by Newmarket » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:34 pm
palerider wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:01 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 pm
Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!
I did my learned friend. Stark bollock naked apart from old tennis rackets on my feet I went to Tesco stopping only for a swim in the park lake. Having purchased a 10 litre bottle of Jim Beam for my lunch I sat in the pizza freezer for an hour as it wasn't cold enough for me.
Kids these days ?
Wankers.
Yep . And you try & tell the young people of today that and they won’t believe ya . They won’t ....
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by Neville Bartos » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:00 pm
palerider wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:03 pm
Neville Bartos wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:58 pm
I haven't left the house since Tuesday. That's more to do with being a lazy cunt than snow though.
P.s. if I had tickets for Jason Manford I'd pray for snow and a refund too.
Yes Nev. But I can't tell her that as it was a present.
Loads of people are tweeting about a cancellation so she may get a refund and she bought ticket insurance.
Hopefully you don't get ripped off. At least it wasn't someone good like Jethro.
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