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Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:19 pm
by jameskel
Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there :D

Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:35 pm
by BillyDWhizz
This country is absolute dogshit at handling snow, It just descends in to large scale panic every time there's a light fucking dusting ffs. We're at the same latitude as Canada for crying out loud, God help us if the Gulf stream ever fails or shifts permanently! :lol:

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:36 pm
by palerider
jameskel wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:19 pm
Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there :D

Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe
On Manford's twitter account now, it's been cancelled and she'll get a refund. Asked me if I wanted to see a different comedian. I suggested a ticket to see West Ham so I could see 11 of them.

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:40 pm
by BillyDWhizz
palerider wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:36 pm
jameskel wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:19 pm
Snowed in on a Manford night, you have had a right result there :D

Meanwhile, Manford will be in his hotel room, cock in hand, impressing some internet wannabe
On Manford's twitter account now, it's been cancelled and she'll get a refund. Asked me if I wanted to see a different comedian. I suggested a ticket to see West Ham so I could see 11 of them.
More a tragedy than a comedy.

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 pm
by Brookbonds73
Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:59 pm
by jameskel
"The Union Jack"

are you fucking Welsh?

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:01 pm
by BillyDWhizz
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 pm
Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!
Pah! Easy! I once went shoe shopping with the wife.

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:01 pm
by palerider
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 pm
Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!
I did my learned friend. Stark bollock naked apart from old tennis rackets on my feet I went to Tesco stopping only for a swim in the park lake. Having purchased a 10 litre bottle of Jim Beam for my lunch I sat in the pizza freezer for an hour as it wasn't cold enough for me.

Kids these days ?

Wankers.

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:34 pm
by Newmarket
palerider wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:01 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 pm
Piffle, a foot deep man, where's your pride. I say get the huskies out and mush on.
I once climbed Everest in 8 hours, guides were dropping like flies around me, but I persevered and plonked the Union Jack a top the beast, before abseiling down for a dinner of wild boar and a quart of jocklands finest.
Come on man, up and at em!
I did my learned friend. Stark bollock naked apart from old tennis rackets on my feet I went to Tesco stopping only for a swim in the park lake. Having purchased a 10 litre bottle of Jim Beam for my lunch I sat in the pizza freezer for an hour as it wasn't cold enough for me.

Kids these days ?

Wankers.
Yep . And you try & tell the young people of today that and they won’t believe ya . They won’t ....

Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:00 pm
by Neville Bartos
palerider wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:03 pm
Neville Bartos wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:58 pm
I haven't left the house since Tuesday. That's more to do with being a lazy cunt than snow though.
P.s. if I had tickets for Jason Manford I'd pray for snow and a refund too. :D
Yes Nev. But I can't tell her that as it was a present.

Loads of people are tweeting about a cancellation so she may get a refund and she bought ticket insurance.
Hopefully you don't get ripped off. At least it wasn't someone good like Jethro.