Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

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Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Post by Oziron » Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:47 am

I was working outside in 44'C heat yesterday (111'F in old money)......Whinging cunts..... shakeass shakeass shakeass
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Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Post by mkhammer » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:13 pm

Oziron wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:47 am
I was working outside in 44'C heat yesterday (111'F in old money)......Whinging cunts..... shakeass shakeass shakeass

Glad I'm not the only one that switches it back...Long live the F.... :lol:


Mind you I'm same with Kilos and Kilometres....
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Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Post by Brookbonds73 » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:06 pm

Oziron wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:47 am
I was working outside in 44'C heat yesterday (111'F in old money)......Whinging cunts..... shakeass shakeass shakeass
111'F ya big girlie. I once built a irrigation system for the locals in the Sahara in a day. And got caught in a sandstorm on the way home! If it wasn't for Maurice the camel who I later ate with a subtle vinegarette, I would have been royally fucked.
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Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Post by palerider » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:21 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:06 pm
Oziron wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:47 am
I was working outside in 44'C heat yesterday (111'F in old money)......Whinging cunts..... shakeass shakeass shakeass
111'F ya big girlie. I once built a irrigation system for the locals in the Sahara in a day. And got caught in a sandstorm on the way home! If it wasn't for Maurice the camel who I later ate with a subtle vinegarette, I would have been royally fucked.
When I was on a special mission in the Negev Desert with Mossad I got caught in a sandstorm and had to kill my camel, cut it open and take shelter in it's stomach.

I taught Bear Grylls that trick but the cunt never mentions it does he ?
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Re: Well Jim, where's that 8 inches you promised me ?

Post by Brookbonds73 » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:03 pm

palerider wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:21 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:06 pm


111'F ya big girlie. I once built a irrigation system for the locals in the Sahara in a day. And got caught in a sandstorm on the way home! If it wasn't for Maurice the camel who I later ate with a subtle vinegarette, I would have been royally fucked.
When I was on a special mission in the Negev Desert with Mossad I got caught in a sandstorm and had to kill my camel, cut it open and take shelter in it's stomach.

I taught Bear Grylls that trick but the cunt never mentions it does he ?
He's an odious little man isn't he. I had to fight three grisly bears using just a spoon, while he sat there and shat his plus fours.
Wanker.
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