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Re: News Today

Post by Dwayne Pipes » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:03 pm

Simple solution a bullet in their fucking heads.
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Re: News Today

Post by Noni » Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:48 am

Newmarket wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:12 am
I had a great dump this morning
I'm half way through my loo roll and still no new deliveries in our store, despite our Canadian PM saying, we have loads.... :?:

I went out yesterday to buy some food and needed a shit. All public toilets are closed. What a bummer. I was hoping to steal some free toilet paper. :(... plus have a free Shit!! :D
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Re: News Today

Post by BlackDiamond » Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:58 am

Noni wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:48 am
Newmarket wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:12 am
I had a great dump this morning
I'm half way through my loo roll and still no new deliveries in our store, despite our Canadian PM saying, we have loads.... :?:

I went out yesterday to buy some food and needed a shit. All public toilets are closed. What a bummer. I was hoping to steal some free toilet paper. :(... plus have a free Shit!! :D
It's all down to diet - mackerel salad drenched in olive oil...wait 10 hours and all the little parcels scoot out with no mess,smear or even the need of toilet paper - like the QE2 sliding down the ramp being presented to the Queen

...champagne is obviously an option, during or afterwards,but I feel there is no need to be that self congratulatory
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Re: News Today

Post by Dwayne Pipes » Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:16 pm

BlackDiamond wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:58 am
Noni wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:48 am


I'm half way through my loo roll and still no new deliveries in our store, despite our Canadian PM saying, we have loads.... :?:

I went out yesterday to buy some food and needed a shit. All public toilets are closed. What a bummer. I was hoping to steal some free toilet paper. :(... plus have a free Shit!! :D
It's all down to diet - mackerel salad drenched in olive oil...wait 10 hours and all the little parcels scoot out with no mess,smear or even the need of toilet paper - like the QE2 sliding down the ramp being presented to the Queen

...champagne is obviously an option, during or afterwards,but I feel there is no need to be that self congratulatory
Fuck me ,not even an oil slick in the pan ?
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Re: News Today

Post by Noni » Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:20 pm

BlackDiamond wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:58 am
Noni wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:48 am


I'm half way through my loo roll and still no new deliveries in our store, despite our Canadian PM saying, we have loads.... :?:

I went out yesterday to buy some food and needed a shit. All public toilets are closed. What a bummer. I was hoping to steal some free toilet paper. :(... plus have a free Shit!! :D
It's all down to diet - mackerel salad drenched in olive oil...wait 10 hours and all the little parcels scoot out with no mess,smear or even the need of toilet paper - like the QE2 sliding down the ramp being presented to the Queen

...champagne is obviously an option, during or afterwards,but I feel there is no need to be that self congratulatory
:lol:

My diet is good. It amazes me that instead of food , we are panicking over loo roll.

At a pinch, use corn instead!... :lol:
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Re: News Today

Post by Newmarket » Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:28 pm

Noni wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:20 pm
BlackDiamond wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:58 am

It's all down to diet - mackerel salad drenched in olive oil...wait 10 hours and all the little parcels scoot out with no mess,smear or even the need of toilet paper - like the QE2 sliding down the ramp being presented to the Queen

...champagne is obviously an option, during or afterwards,but I feel there is no need to be that self congratulatory
:lol:

My diet is good. It amazes me that instead of food , we are panicking over loo roll.

At a pinch, use corn instead!... :lol:
Good idea . If you eat enough of it you’ll only need one sheet :lol: :lol:
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Re: News Today

Post by terrya1965 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:30 am

Anyone think it is amazing how Alex Salmon was found NOT guilty of Sexual Assault?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52078493

He had NINE women accusing him?

Sorry,there is no smoke without fire.
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Re: News Today

Post by JayK » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:35 am

terrya1965 wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:30 am
Anyone think it is amazing how Alex Salmon was found NOT guilty of Sexual Assault?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52078493

He had NINE women accusing him?

Sorry,there is no smoke without fire.
It’s not what ya know, it’s who ya know......probably
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Re: News Today

Post by Newmarket » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:53 am

I smell something fishy
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Re: News Today

Post by Dwayne Pipes » Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:56 pm

He’s quite a catch

The sweaty babe magnet

Got some unfinished business with fucking Krankie to sort
Could be interesting.
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