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Storm names.

Post by Brookbonds73 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:04 pm

I see the met office has issued a warning that storm Gareth is on it's way for Tuesday and Wednesday.
It's got me wondering about the names these things are called.
I mean why can't they have names like storm Cuntox or storm Minge or even storm Wank.
I tell ya, it's got me vexed.
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Re: Storm names.

Post by kingclyde » Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:30 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:04 pm
I see the met office has issued a warning that storm Gareth is on it's way for Tuesday and Wednesday.
It's got me wondering about the names these things are called.
I mean why can't they have names like storm Cuntox or storm Minge or even storm Wank.
I tell ya, it's got me vexed.
Thoughts?
Storm Gareth? Fucks sake its hardly dramatic. Id call them Storm Death, or Storm Faceripper or Storm Armageddon. Something with a bit of oomph
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Re: Storm names.

Post by palerider » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:42 pm

kingclyde wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:30 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:04 pm
I see the met office has issued a warning that storm Gareth is on it's way for Tuesday and Wednesday.
It's got me wondering about the names these things are called.
I mean why can't they have names like storm Cuntox or storm Minge or even storm Wank.
I tell ya, it's got me vexed.
Thoughts?
Storm Gareth? Fucks sake its hardly dramatic. Id call them Storm Death, or Storm Faceripper or Storm Armageddon. Something with a bit of oomph
Still not hard enough. That lot sound like WWF wrestlers.

You need really scary stuff like demons or gods.

Storm Vishnu destroyer of worlds or storm Ammit devourer of souls.



Or Storm Jeremy Corbyn.
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Re: Storm names.

Post by Newmarket » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:29 am

How about Storm the Reichstag ?
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