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Holiday return

Post by palerider » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:17 pm

I've been away for six days in a place with no signal. Upon my return I find Boris is now the big cheese and we haven't persuaded Charlie Adam to tell Reading to do one.

But more pertinently a box of viagra has been delivered and my neighbour also took delivery for me a consignment of kaftans and an AK42 assault rifle. Furthermore, waiting in my garden was a Ukrainian prostitute and two yaks.

Has something been going on ?
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Re: Holiday return

Post by Brookbonds73 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:54 pm

palerider wrote:
Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:17 pm
I've been away for six days in a place with no signal. Upon my return I find Boris is now the big cheese and we haven't persuaded Charlie Adam to tell Reading to do one.

But more pertinently a box of viagra has been delivered and my neighbour also took delivery for me a consignment of kaftans and an AK42 assault rifle. Furthermore, waiting in my garden was a Ukrainian prostitute and two yaks.

Has something been going on ?
Welcome back my learned friend. Just some small tokens to welcome you back. I suspect the trabant will be delivered by Thursday.
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Re: Holiday return

Post by jameskel » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:55 pm

Bit of a fuck up here, would appreciate it if you could forward the YAK to me, delivery must have got mixed up.

These fucking wellies are killing me
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Re: Holiday return

Post by palerider » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:28 pm

jameskel wrote:
Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:55 pm
Bit of a fuck up here, would appreciate it if you could forward the YAK to me, delivery must have got mixed up.

These fucking wellies are killing me
You can have one of them. I've got quite attached to the other. It stinks a bit but it's keeping the flies off the Ukrainian.
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