Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.

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Re: Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.

Post by Noni » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:58 am

tassiehammer wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:58 am
Why are the Pakis no good at football?
Everytime they get a corner they put a shop on it.

I'l get me coat....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

goodpost:)
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Re: Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.

Post by Newmarket » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:38 pm

I’m glad to see that the quality of the funnies is improving .

Let’s put it this way .... no posts have been reported yet :lol:
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Re: Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.

Post by palerider » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:12 pm

So I was walking through the Olympic village and I saw this bloke carrying a long pole.

Are you a pole vaulter ? I said.

No, he replied. I'm German. But how did you know my name was Valter ?
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Re: Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.

Post by Noni » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:19 pm

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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Re: Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.

Post by Noni » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:20 pm

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Re: Genuinely not Tommy Cooper.

Post by grandad » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:26 am

2 blokes in a sauna

one with water on the brain
one with a speech impediment

speech impediment man ..... bucking ot in ere

Water on brain man starts whistling !!!!!!!
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