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Noni
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by Noni » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:58 am
tassiehammer wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:58 am
Why are the Pakis no good at football?
Everytime they get a corner they put a shop on it.
I'l get me coat....

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Newmarket
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by Newmarket » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:38 pm
I’m glad to see that the quality of the funnies is improving .
Let’s put it this way .... no posts have been reported yet

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I hate Thrush he’s an irritating Cunt .
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palerider
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by palerider » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:12 pm
So I was walking through the Olympic village and I saw this bloke carrying a long pole.
Are you a pole vaulter ? I said.
No, he replied. I'm German. But how did you know my name was Valter ?
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The cheque's in the post. Honestly.
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Noni
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by Noni » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:19 pm
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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Noni
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by Noni » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:20 pm
I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
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grandad
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by grandad » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:26 am
2 blokes in a sauna
one with water on the brain
one with a speech impediment
speech impediment man ..... bucking ot in ere
Water on brain man starts whistling !!!!!!!
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Once you take the devils shilling its no going back !!!!!!
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Avit
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by Avit » Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:06 am
grandad wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:26 am
2 blokes in a sauna
one with water on the brain
one with a speech impediment
speech impediment man ..... bucking ot in ere
Water on brain man starts whistling !!!!!!!
Pissing myself despite the fact that I don't get it

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Newmarket
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by Newmarket » Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:24 am
Avit wrote: ↑Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:06 am
grandad wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:26 am
2 blokes in a sauna
one with water on the brain
one with a speech impediment
speech impediment man ..... bucking ot in ere
Water on brain man starts whistling !!!!!!!
Pissing myself despite the fact that I don't get it
Make yourself a cuppa and think about it Al

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I hate Thrush he’s an irritating Cunt .
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by Avit » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:01 pm
Newmarket wrote: ↑Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:24 am
Avit wrote: ↑Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:06 am
Pissing myself despite the fact that I don't get it
Make yourself a cuppa and think about it Al
Ahhh
Not as funny now ☹
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