I saw a programme the other night about the beastie.
Apparently some Kiwi scientist has taken water samples from the loch and is able to identify the DNA of things living in there.
There are salmon and arctic char, but nothing resembling a plesiosaur. But there is the DNA of eels.
The biggest of the bastards can reach 15 feet long. Enough to fill a thousand tubs of that shit they serve with jelly. And it's believed that most of the sightings can be attributed to that.
Well I've been to Loch Ness. I saw bugger-all in the water but I did get a little souvenir in the gift shop.
And after seeing the programme I've done some research. The conger and the moray are the biggest in our waters. But none of them wears a fucking tam o' shanter like the one on my souvenir.
So scientist or not, the cunt's wrong.
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