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The Good Life.

Post by Neville Bartos » Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:30 pm

I know Felicity Kendal was meant to be the tasty one, but Penelope Keith always did it for me.
There's just something about a tall posh bird.
I've been watching Gold instead of Dave for a change.
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by BlackDiamond » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:22 pm

Neville Bartos wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:30 pm
I know Felicity Kendal was meant to be the tasty one, but Penelope Keith always did it for me.
There's just something about a tall posh bird.
I've been watching Gold instead of Dave for a change.
The notion of forbidden fruit...Miss Helen Akkers (Form 5A) all tight skirts and back seam stockings...
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by terrya1965 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:22 pm

Neville Bartos wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:30 pm
I know Felicity Kendal was meant to be the tasty one, but Penelope Keith always did it for me.
There's just something about a tall posh bird.
I've been watching Gold instead of Dave for a change.
I quite liked her too.There was something about her.Thinking man's crumpet. ;)
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by Newmarket » Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:48 am

Good god :roll:
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by Gonzo » Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:13 am

Newmarket wrote:
Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:48 am
Good god :roll:

:lol:

Who was the bird in George & Mildred? :lol:
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by Newmarket » Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:23 am

Gonzo wrote:
Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:13 am
Newmarket wrote:
Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:48 am
Good god :roll:

:lol:

Who was the bird in George & Mildred? :lol:
Yootha Joyce . Right up your alley I would think
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by palerider » Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:17 pm

Neville Bartos wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:30 pm
I know Felicity Kendal was meant to be the tasty one, but Penelope Keith always did it for me.
There's just something about a tall posh bird.
I've been watching Gold instead of Dave for a change.
I posted this a few years ago. It may even have been on Hammersmad.

One of my jobs in HMP holiday camps was working in reception to give new scrotes a warm and heartfelt welcome. And also the first point of call for visitors. One day, the Sheriff of Surrey visited. Yes, it's a real position.

Their role is to ensure all public buildings are fine and dandy.

The Sheriff was none other than Penelope Keith.

She was very pleasant.

But she needed ironing.
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by OZHAMMER » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:58 am

Neville Bartos wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:30 pm
I know Felicity Kendal was meant to be the tasty one, but Penelope Keith always did it for me.
There's just something about a tall posh bird.
I've been watching Gold instead of Dave for a change.
:shock:

Jesus Nev. Please tell me you didn’t get a tingle in your tadpoles for Mrs Slocombe as well...?
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by BlackDiamond » Fri Sep 20, 2019 12:11 pm

OZHAMMER wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:58 am
Neville Bartos wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:30 pm
I know Felicity Kendal was meant to be the tasty one, but Penelope Keith always did it for me.
There's just something about a tall posh bird.
I've been watching Gold instead of Dave for a change.
:shock:

Jesus Nev. Please tell me you didn’t get a tingle in your tadpoles for Mrs Slocombe as well...?
...her poor pussy !
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Re: The Good Life.

Post by Neville Bartos » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:03 am

OZHAMMER wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:58 am
Neville Bartos wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:30 pm
I know Felicity Kendal was meant to be the tasty one, but Penelope Keith always did it for me.
There's just something about a tall posh bird.
I've been watching Gold instead of Dave for a change.
:shock:

Jesus Nev. Please tell me you didn’t get a tingle in your tadpoles for Mrs Slocombe as well...?
No, bit too geriatric, even in the 1970s. Saying that I have had worse. Somewhere in the late 90s I developed a scattershot approach to pulling that did away with standards altogether. I get a bit nervous anytime some old doris looks at me sideways or says 'you don't remember me, do you?'.
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