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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by ToneLoc » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:22 pm

Did you know that the human race pisses 40000 Olympic-sized swimming pools every hour?
Such a pity that’s not a fact because it would make a terrific random fact.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by terrya1965 » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:58 pm

mkhammer wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:03 pm
If I hold a door for someone..and they don't at least Nod a thanks....I Scream THANK YOU at them...



Had some funny looks over the years..... :lol:
I do the same..I HATE ignorance
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:10 pm

terrya1965 wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:58 pm
mkhammer wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:03 pm
If I hold a door for someone..and they don't at least Nod a thanks....I Scream THANK YOU at them...



Had some funny looks over the years..... :lol:
I do the same..I HATE ignorance
Wanna hear me if I let someone out in traffic...and I don't get the little hand salute..... :lol:
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Taansend » Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:02 am

mkhammer wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:10 pm
terrya1965 wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:58 pm


I do the same..I HATE ignorance
Wanna hear me if I let someone out in traffic...and I don't get the little hand salute..... :lol:
You two wouldn't last five minutes in America. No cunt says please or thank you or excuse me

Politeness is a sign of weakness
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Taansend » Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:06 am

West Virginia (24,038 square miles) is actually bigger than Texas (268,597 square miles) if you include all the elevation 😎
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by palerider » Wed Jan 22, 2020 6:46 am

Taansend wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:06 am
West Virginia (24,038 square miles) is actually bigger than Texas (268,597 square miles) if you include all the elevation 😎
Does it also include the country roads ?
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:32 am

Taansend wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:02 am
mkhammer wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:10 pm


Wanna hear me if I let someone out in traffic...and I don't get the little hand salute..... :lol:
You two wouldn't last five minutes in America. No cunt says please or thank you or excuse me

Politeness is a sign of weakness
Thought in your line of business Mr T you'd meet more people friendly guys and girls..
But,funny,always found Yankees,(can I say that... :lol:) ...to be the nicest friendliest of people...
People in the big cities bit more head down...I'm going somewhere get out of my way type thing...
When I drive in London....not looking for the little hand salute....but can tell you the drivers
in MK are amongst some of the biggest Arsewipes in the bloody country...nah World...
All Roundabouts and dual carriageways....fuckers think they're at Silverstone.
East Europeans not big on hand salutes/manners as well....Poles seem OK...but cant always tell,
where someones from.
Japanese the friendliest...then funnily enough lots of middle easterners are very polite.
Ghanaians are nice,Nigerians OK but Loud... :lol: ...Solmalians,strange lot keep themselves to
themselves a bit...
Aus and Kiwis always great company..

Funny how different countries have different attitudes....
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by palerider » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:15 am

A weather station in Florida has warned of a shower of frozen iguanas.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:30 pm

More squirrels in my garden than there is in Yellowstone...Spending more on food for them
than we do on ourselves....

My Woodpecker is back...now he's fucking nigh on destroyed my Elderberry Tree....
Tap Tap..Fuckin Tap all day....no bloody bark left on it...


Wheres that Air Rifle........ :lol:
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Gandalf » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:21 pm

mkhammer wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:30 pm
More squirrels in my garden than there is in Yellowstone...Spending more on food for them
than we do on ourselves....

My Woodpecker is back...now he's fucking nigh on destroyed my Elderberry Tree....
Tap Tap..Fuckin Tap all day....no bloody bark left on it...


Wheres that Air Rifle........ :lol:
Dutch squirrels are called eekhoorns (pronounced acorns).
Squirrels eat acorns.

Never has the saying 'You are what you eat' been more apt than when talking about Dutch squirrels.
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