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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Taansend » Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:31 pm

palerider wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:15 am
A weather station in Florida has warned of a shower of frozen iguanas.
There's loads down where Flairon lives. I'd see them all the time when cycling by the canals.

The poor bastards are falling out of trees due to the extreme cold Florida is having
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:52 am

Gandalf wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:21 pm
mkhammer wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:30 pm
More squirrels in my garden than there is in Yellowstone...Spending more on food for them
than we do on ourselves....

My Woodpecker is back...now he's fucking nigh on destroyed my Elderberry Tree....
Tap Tap..Fuckin Tap all day....no bloody bark left on it...


Wheres that Air Rifle........ :lol:
Dutch squirrels are called eekhoorns (pronounced acorns).
Squirrels eat acorns.

Never has the saying 'You are what you eat' been more apt than when talking about Dutch squirrels.
Wish they would eat acorns G...them the Jays and Magpies get thru about 5lbs of peanuts
every week.....plus all the bird food,which I buy in at 30 kilos at time... :lol:

Place I lived before,had one Squirrel used to come in thru the conservatory,pass the kitchen, down
a hallway into the Front Room,looking for me and the Brazil nuts I used to hand feed it..
They are funny things...I don't mind spending a few bucks on them...

But they have a dark side nonetheless....some will raid a nest and eat the chicks,very rare but happens,
always make sure any nest boxes you put out are secure...
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by wokinghama » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:08 pm

When I was growing up in France, Les Dennis, simply meant lots of Dennis’s
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by JayK » Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:13 pm

Gonzo wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:00 pm
I fucking hate being given my loose change in my hand on top of my paper money.

Just allow me 10 seconds to place the fiver in my wallet then hand me the change you absolute wankers!!!!!
Fuckin hell. Thought I was the only one who got annoyed by that
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by JayK » Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:14 pm

mkhammer wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:03 pm
If I hold a door for someone..and they don't at least Nod a thanks....I Scream THANK YOU at them...



Had some funny looks over the years..... :lol:
Manners cost fuck all. Well done Mk
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Post by JayK » Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:17 pm

Those cunt drivers that nudge their noses out as you’re about to pass them so you gotta swerve and then THEY give YOU the wanker sign. He was a big cunt to be fair but I nearly parked in front of the cunt
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Gonzo » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:11 pm

JayK wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:13 pm
Gonzo wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:00 pm
I fucking hate being given my loose change in my hand on top of my paper money.

Just allow me 10 seconds to place the fiver in my wallet then hand me the change you absolute wankers!!!!!
Fuckin hell. Thought I was the only one who got annoyed by that
Oh no mate, I'm fucking pathetic.

My blood boils every time I get asked if I have a clubcard at Tesco. 😂
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by JayK » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:56 am

Gonzo wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:11 pm
JayK wrote:
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Fuckin hell. Thought I was the only one who got annoyed by that
Oh no mate, I'm fucking pathetic.

My blood boils every time I get asked if I have a clubcard at Tesco. 😂
Self serve checkout at Tesco is the way. Don’t have to deal with people so much then
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by JayK » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:58 am

People who queue up to pay for something but then get to front of the queue AND THEN try dig out their wallet or purse. You been queuing long enough. You might even know how much you need. Sort it out :oops: :oops: :oops: kickimmuts
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Oziron » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:33 pm

JayK wrote:
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:58 am
People who queue up to pay for something but then get to front of the queue AND THEN try dig out their wallet or purse. You been queuing long enough. You might even know how much you need. Sort it out :oops: :oops: :oops: kickimmuts
Same as those cunts who spend 10 minutes in a cafe queue and then can't decide what to order when they get to the front... :roll: :roll: :roll:
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