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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Taansend » Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:36 am

mkhammer wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:47 pm
Was it a cat I saw...on 02-02-2020....Happy Palindrome day...
My missus 40th birthday. Oldest bird I've shagged 😢
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:45 am

Taansend wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:36 am
mkhammer wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:47 pm
Was it a cat I saw...on 02-02-2020....Happy Palindrome day...
My missus 40th birthday. Oldest bird I've shagged 😢
Belated Happy Birthday Mrs T..... :D


Hope you've spoiled her mate...
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by BillyDWhizz » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:28 pm

You are closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates is.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Mikeveep » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:13 pm

mkhammer wrote:
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Was it a cat I saw...on 02-02-2020....Happy Palindrome day...
Was it in notloB ?
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by BCHammer » Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:43 pm

Etihad is Arabic for United (as in United Arab Emirates). I wonder how many of the red and blue persuasion of Manchester know that.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Newmarket » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:15 am

Gandalf wrote:
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Gandalf » Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 am

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Newmarket wrote:
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Gandalf wrote:
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by ToneLoc » Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:15 pm

Back in my previous life as a dachshund called Colin in the Suffolk Fens..... when it came down to 'keenness to sniff other dogs arses' I think I was below average.
Maybe it's because I was a human before that?.....or maybe I'd had a premonition that I was going to be a human next time around?.

Ironically.....now as a human I would say that 'keenness to sniff dogs arses' i'm probably slightly above average.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:10 pm

ToneLoc wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:15 pm
Back in my previous life as a dachshund called Colin in the Suffolk Fens..... when it came down to 'keenness to sniff other dogs arses' I think I was below average.
Maybe it's because I was a human before that?.....or maybe I'd had a premonition that I was going to be a human next time around?.

Ironically.....now as a human I would say that 'keenness to sniff dogs arses' is probably slightly above average.
Reminded me of a Book....Fluke By James Herbert...about a dog that thinks he's a man or is he
a man that thinks he's a dog :lol:.... Clever book,not Horror like his usual stuff...

Remember reading it cover to cover one sunday afternoon when I was a kid...Only book I've ever
done that...
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