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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by BillyDWhizz » Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:07 pm

mkhammer wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:10 pm
ToneLoc wrote:
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Back in my previous life as a dachshund called Colin in the Suffolk Fens..... when it came down to 'keenness to sniff other dogs arses' I think I was below average.
Maybe it's because I was a human before that?.....or maybe I'd had a premonition that I was going to be a human next time around?.

Ironically.....now as a human I would say that 'keenness to sniff dogs arses' is probably slightly above average.
Reminded me of a Book....Fluke By James Herbert...about a dog that thinks he's a man or is he
a man that thinks he's a dog :lol:.... Clever book,not Horror like his usual stuff...

Remember reading it cover to cover one sunday afternoon when I was a kid...Only book I've ever
done that...
My all time favourite JH novel that. '48 being a close 2nd.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:57 am

BillyDWhizz wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:07 pm
mkhammer wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:10 pm


Reminded me of a Book....Fluke By James Herbert...about a dog that thinks he's a man or is he
a man that thinks he's a dog :lol:.... Clever book,not Horror like his usual stuff...

Remember reading it cover to cover one sunday afternoon when I was a kid...Only book I've ever
done that...
My all time favourite JH novel that. '48 being a close 2nd.
Not really big on horror but loved all his early stuff...The Rats books..Dark,Moon,Jonah..etc,
never read 48...Looks interesting...
As we're on books...Loved Wilbur Smith back then...Used to get them first day of release,like you
would with a Fav Bands new album.....last few have been poor tho,writes very much to a format
now...someone else writes them now in his name,he just oversees it,don't read him anymore...

Like a band that runs out of musical ideas I spose...
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by palerider » Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:04 am

I have an unexplained itch on my left arse-cheek this morning.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Noni » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:17 am

Took out the garbage(rubbish) and was confronted by a skunk!.... :shock: :o

Luckily he avoided me and so did I with him/her.....Phew!!!!!! :D
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:39 pm

Noni wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:17 am
Took out the garbage(rubbish) and was confronted by a skunk!.... :shock: :o

Luckily he avoided me and so did I with him/her.....Phew!!!!!! :D
Went to feed the birds the other day...keep some big bags of the stuff in shed,along with a big
bag of peanuts...
Opened the bag of peanuts...and a little field mouse jumped out and run all over me in panic..
scared the living crap outta me, screamed like a 4 year old girl....

When I tell the story to people its' a huge rat..... :lol:

You lot don't know me so can be honest... :D
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by JayK » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:07 pm

mkhammer wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:39 pm
Noni wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:17 am
Took out the garbage(rubbish) and was confronted by a skunk!.... :shock: :o

Luckily he avoided me and so did I with him/her.....Phew!!!!!! :D
Went to feed the birds the other day...keep some big bags of the stuff in shed,along with a big
bag of peanuts...
Opened the bag of peanuts...and a little field mouse jumped out and run all over me in panic..
scared the living crap outta me, screamed like a 4 year old girl....

When I tell the story to people its' a huge rat..... :lol:

You lot don't know me so can be honest... :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by hd1 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:44 pm

One of cats has brought a rat in every night for the last 6 nights (fortuntely dead). Don't mind mice but fucking hate rats, I reckon its the size of their tails!
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Mikeveep » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:48 pm

The first FA Cup Competition was in the 1871/2 Season.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Mikeveep » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:52 pm

The first FA Cup Competition was in the 1871/2 Season.

The venue was Kennington Oval.

Result Wanderers 1 Royal Engineers 0

Gate. 2000.

Referee. Alf Stair from UPTON PARK FC.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by mkhammer » Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:26 pm

Found a fox dead in my garden this morning,beautiful big red healthy looking thing...
made me sad seeing it just laying there underneath a tree...strange...

TBH can only think someones poisoned it...few farms nearby...maybe was getting at chickens or
something...Know they can be a prob to farmers at times...but such a shame nonetheless..

Sneak out later bury it somewhere..find a nice spot...and I'm to fuckin soft.... :lol:
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