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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Noni » Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:13 pm

mkhammer wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:26 pm
Found a fox dead in my garden this morning,beautiful big red healthy looking thing...
made me sad seeing it just laying there underneath a tree...strange...

Sneak out later bury it somewhere..find a nice spot...and I'm to fuckin soft.... :lol:
Very healthy then! :lol:
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by JayK » Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:05 pm

mkhammer wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:26 pm
Found a fox dead in my garden this morning,beautiful big red healthy looking thing...
made me sad seeing it just laying there underneath a tree...strange...

TBH can only think someones poisoned it...few farms nearby...maybe was getting at chickens or
something...Know they can be a prob to farmers at times...but such a shame nonetheless..

Sneak out later bury it somewhere..find a nice spot...and I'm to fuckin soft.... :lol:
I was gonna say sell it to a chinese. But then realised they prefer to eat living things
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Newmarket » Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:49 pm

Fucking things are vermin Cunts !

Glad it’s dead . Hope it’s cubs starve too the horrible little Cunts.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Dwayne Pipes » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:32 pm

Skin the fucker to make a nice stole for the missus.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Avit » Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:42 am

Gandalf wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:21 pm
mkhammer wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:30 pm
More squirrels in my garden than there is in Yellowstone...Spending more on food for them
than we do on ourselves....

My Woodpecker is back...now he's fucking nigh on destroyed my Elderberry Tree....
Tap Tap..Fuckin Tap all day....no bloody bark left on it...


Wheres that Air Rifle........ :lol:
Dutch squirrels are called eekhoorns (pronounced acorns).
Squirrels eat acorns.

Never has the saying 'You are what you eat' been more apt than when talking about Dutch squirrels.
I once saw a black squirrel....
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by JayK » Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:32 am

Avit wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:42 am
Gandalf wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:21 pm


Dutch squirrels are called eekhoorns (pronounced acorns).
Squirrels eat acorns.

Never has the saying 'You are what you eat' been more apt than when talking about Dutch squirrels.
I once saw a black squirrel....
Loads of them in America
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Avit » Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:58 pm

JayK wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:32 am
Avit wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:42 am


I once saw a black squirrel....
Loads of them in America
I was in St Ippolyts ...

I didn't see any buffalo though...
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by BillyDWhizz » Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:36 pm

Avit wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:58 pm
JayK wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:32 am


Loads of them in America
I was in St Ippolyts ...

I didn't see any buffalo though...
Moose or two in Hitchin though.
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by JayK » Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:06 pm

BillyDWhizz wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:36 pm
Avit wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:58 pm


I was in St Ippolyts ...

I didn't see any buffalo though...
Moose or two in Hitchin though.
:lol: :lol:
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread

Post by Noni » Sun May 10, 2020 10:40 pm

Got called into rough in some electrical work. :)

Need to go in again to finish off.... Thumbs up from me!! :D

No face masks needed!!! :lol:
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