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Post by Taansend » Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:18 pm

Is she going to fuck any of you lot?
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Re: Clara

Post by BillyDWhizz » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:30 pm

Taansend wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:18 pm
Is she going to fuck any of you lot?
Clara? Have you got her number?

I assume you mean Ciara. Seriously though, It's a bit fucking windy here at the mo but tbf I live up a mountain so it's always fucking windy anyway.
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Re: Clara

Post by Gandalf » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:54 pm

Taansend wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:18 pm
Is she going to fuck any of you lot?
Taans, can I give you a bit of advice.
Don't EVER get a girls name wrong when she's fucking you!!!
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Re: Clara

Post by Taansend » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:39 pm

Gandalf wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:54 pm
Taansend wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:18 pm
Is she going to fuck any of you lot?
Taans, can I give you a bit of advice.
Don't EVER get a girls name wrong when she's fucking you!!!
I usually say her sister's name for extra bucking action
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Re: Clara

Post by Brookbonds73 » Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:33 am

Fucking wind indeed.
I climbed Everest one morning, absailed back down. Went for a run in just a pair of pants, shit, showered and out on the lash by 9pm.
Fucking wind, I shit it.
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Re: Clara

Post by palerider » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:16 am

It's a bit breezy atm. Forecast to be worst at about 3pm at which point I shall stride into town stark bollock naked, rub handfuls of grit over myself and nod greetings to all the Poles remarking how unseasonably pleasant it is.
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Re: Clara

Post by Taansend » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:58 am

palerider wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:16 am
It's a bit breezy atm. Forecast to be worst at about 3pm at which point I shall stride into town stark bollock naked, rub handfuls of grit over myself and nod greetings to all the Poles remarking how unseasonably pleasant it is.
People or signposts?
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Re: Clara

Post by palerider » Sun Feb 09, 2020 8:22 am

Taansend wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:58 am
palerider wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:16 am
It's a bit breezy atm. Forecast to be worst at about 3pm at which point I shall stride into town stark bollock naked, rub handfuls of grit over myself and nod greetings to all the Poles remarking how unseasonably pleasant it is.
People or signposts?
Ok.

And Lithuanians.
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Re: Clara

Post by Gandalf » Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:02 am

Taansend wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:39 pm
Gandalf wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:54 pm


Taans, can I give you a bit of advice.
Don't EVER get a girls name wrong when she's fucking you!!!
I usually say her sister's name for extra bucking action
Aah yes, of course. Rodeo style.
Just like doggy style, but just at the point of no return call out another girls name.......

......then see how long you can stay on! :lol:
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Re: Clara

Post by mkhammer » Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:38 am

Taansend wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:18 pm
Is she going to fuck any of you lot?
Hopefully mate.....the Bird out of Dr Who.............. :lol:


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