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Re: Egypt

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:12 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
Watch out for the tourist police scruffy aresoles in ill fitting uniforms also "government officials" in 70s suits or army and navy fake uniforms poncing money for various things,locals ag you to death tell them to fuck off sharpish or your stuck with em for the duration, enjoy yourself
Avoid the beef bacon.

Re: Egypt

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:28 pm
by Gonzo
Don't listen to them mate, Egypt is a wonderful country.

Plenty of my friends have been there on holiday and most returned.

Re: Egypt

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:31 pm
by Noni
Have a safe and wonderful trip!.... :)

Re: Egypt

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:35 pm
by Avit
Don't try to say sarcophagus......

.... your choppers will go flying..

Re: Egypt

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:43 pm
by Gonzo
Avit wrote:Don't try to say sarcophagus......

.... your choppers will go flying..


:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:

Technically they won't anymore but I did genuinely laugh out loud whilst saying 'Sarcophagus'

Re: Egypt

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:18 am
by palerider
Arabic for 'no thank you' is 'la shokran'

But they'll understand 'fuck off'

Re: Egypt

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:42 am
by grandad
Enjoy Tim and hope the little bloke has a blast

O take the string vest off mate.............. and if a waiter happens to be a bot offish do not I SAY do not shout


KILL KILL KILL

Re: Egypt

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:25 am
by Newmarket
you're all Cunts :D

Except you Gonzo , make me a video :D

Avit you are the king of Cunts and when I see you I'm going to bite you you Shitcunt :i am genuinely amused:

Re: Egypt

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:29 am
by palerider
Newmarket wrote:you're all Cunts :D

Except you Gonzo , make me a video :D

Avit you are the king of Cunts and when I see you I'm going to bite you you Shitcunt :i am genuinely amused:

You're very rude.

I want my mummy.

Re: Egypt

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:36 am
by jameskel
Have a good time

Have you got matching tin hats?