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Re: French

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:23 pm
by Newmarket
Dolfo wrote:Où est la chatte de gingembre chauve?

Which one ? :i am genuinely amused:

Re: French

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:13 pm
by Taansend
I have a sneaking suspicion that not all of these phrases are 100% helpful

Re: French

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:12 pm
by palerider
Un bier et un croque-monsieur s'il vous plait garcon. Aussi, j'aime votre derriere beaucoup.

Re: French

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:15 pm
by eastcoastclaret
Taansend wrote:I have a sneaking suspicion that not all of these phrases are 100% helpful




"Cannard" is ALWAYS a useful phrase. Particularly in difficult circumstances, or before, during and after le crunch rugby game is in Paris...


:i am genuinely amused:

Re: French

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:02 am
by JayK
I found the best attempt of french for me was slightly louder English if they didn't get it the 1st time. Worked a charm

Re: French

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:48 am
by palerider
JayK wrote:I found the best attempt of french for me was slightly louder English if they didn't get it the 1st time. Worked a charm

Bloody right Jay.

Snapping fingers helps too. They need reminding of the time when the map of the world was mostly pink.

Re: French

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:49 am
by JayK
palerider wrote:
JayK wrote:I found the best attempt of french for me was slightly louder English if they didn't get it the 1st time. Worked a charm

Bloody right Jay.

Snapping fingers helps too. They need reminding of the time when the map of the world was mostly pink.


Ha ha ha, damn right. And we can remind them the only war they've won is one against themselves.

Re: French

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:51 pm
by Pennywise
Pourquoi êtes-vous et jamais de votre trou de merde un pays, ces connard de tonnerre monumentaux?

Re: French

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:35 pm
by Newmarket
Je baise les petits garçons et les haricots mung

:i am genuinely amused:

Re: French

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:44 am
by Taansend
JayK wrote:
palerider wrote:
JayK wrote:I found the best attempt of french for me was slightly louder English if they didn't get it the 1st time. Worked a charm

Bloody right Jay.

Snapping fingers helps too. They need reminding of the time when the map of the world was mostly pink.


Ha ha ha, damn right. And we can remind them the only war they've won is one against themselves.


Charlemagne beat the Moors that ruled Spain. If it wasn't for his French army the whole of Europe may have been under Muslim rule.