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Re: Commute to Work

Postby Raven » Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:07 pm

palerider wrote:
Raven wrote:
palerider wrote:8 seconds. I timed it.

Sofa to kettle.


Greatest commute ever, which I encourage my staff to embrace ( I am assuming you were working from home with a laptop rather than, you know, being a lazy shit)

I'm retired.

In my line of work you could at 50.


Nice one, I'm gonna have to work until I'm 75. That gives you 25 years of around the world cruises and sufferance of West Ham as a season ticket holder before I can even think of catching up.

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Re: Commute to Work

Postby JayK » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:08 am

Taansend wrote:
palerider wrote:
Raven wrote:
Greatest commute ever, which I encourage my staff to embrace ( I am assuming you were working from home with a laptop rather than, you know, being a lazy shit)

I'm retired.

In my line of work you could at 50.


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Re: Commute to Work

Postby BCHammer » Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:16 am

I win - my desk is 10' from my bed.

2 days a week it takes me 2 seconds. Those are the days I can find my glasses. The other 3 days it usually takes me 5-10 seconds because I trip over the printer and dance around on one foot for 3-8 seconds massaging my toes calling it worse names than our board.
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Re: Commute to Work

Postby Newmarket » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:54 am

Door to door in 45 minutes which includes a long walk either end of the bus .
I have to be home by 6.45 as that's when she has to leave for work .
I can't clock out till 6 .

And my bus leaves at ......6 .

Ffs
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Re: Commute to Work

Postby Pennywise » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:57 pm

2 hours door to door. Train on a southern line.......fuck my life.
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Re: Commute to Work

Postby JayK » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:54 pm

17hrs 49 minutes if I drove to work tomorrow :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: Commute to Work

Postby ToneLoc » Sat Nov 11, 2017 4:24 pm

Taansend wrote:How far/long is your commute to work?

At the moment I drive 12.6 miles each way. Down one road. It takes 15 minutes to get home at 11pm (unless we go to a pub on the way home) but can take up to 45 or more minutes during 'season' - when all the old cunts from up north come down here in the winter.

But after we move to St Petersburg next month my commute will be a walk of around 688 feet :D

I can't fucking wait.

Do you drive your Chevy to the levee?
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Re: Commute to Work

Postby ToneLoc » Sat Nov 11, 2017 4:24 pm

Pennywise wrote:2 hours door to door. Train on a southern line.......fuck my life.

Same as me mate.
Cunt of a journey.
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Re: Commute to Work

Postby Taansend » Sat Nov 11, 2017 4:40 pm

ToneLoc wrote:
Taansend wrote:How far/long is your commute to work?

At the moment I drive 12.6 miles each way. Down one road. It takes 15 minutes to get home at 11pm (unless we go to a pub on the way home) but can take up to 45 or more minutes during 'season' - when all the old cunts from up north come down here in the winter.

But after we move to St Petersburg next month my commute will be a walk of around 688 feet :D

I can't fucking wait.

Do you drive your Chevy to the levee?


I walk to work and it takes one minute. Fucking brilliant
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Re: Commute to Work

Postby grandad » Sat Nov 11, 2017 4:48 pm

Setting up a site for next 3 weeks in Northampton


Staying in hotel next door so 2 mins
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