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On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Newmarket » Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:47 am

I have an interview.

A job interview .

My first for 32 years .

Any advice ? Seriously ? :D
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby jameskel » Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:56 am

Don't give them any tips

and good luck :D

Whats the job?
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Brookbonds73 » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:05 pm

Newmarket wrote:I have an interview.

A job interview .

My first for 32 years .

Any advice ? Seriously ? :D


Well, first of all don't listen to all their bollocks. Don't be taken in by having a big budget to spend on players.
Cock a deaf ear to the retractable seating and all that OS bollocks.
Ask questions like what the fuck do you mean I have to take it up the arse on a Friday at your mansion out in the sticks and more importantly does the Lady mouthpiece swallow.
Good luck my friend, I hope it goes well.
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby palerider » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:12 pm

Just be yourself.

If the job title is 'cunt' then it's in the bag.



But bon chance anyway.
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Newmarket » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:18 pm

You are both Cunts :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby BillyDWhizz » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:11 pm

Newmarket wrote:I have an interview.

A job interview .

My first for 32 years .

Any advice ? Seriously ? :D


Yeah just remember they prefer the term "Fries" and not chips. You'll be fine.


















































Just fucking with ya...Good luck mate! :D
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Newmarket » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:40 pm

BillyDWhizz wrote:
Newmarket wrote:I have an interview.

A job interview .

My first for 32 years .

Any advice ? Seriously ? :D


Yeah just remember they prefer the term "Fries" and not chips. You'll be fine.


















































Just fucking with ya...Good luck mate! :D


Now THAT was funny :i am genuinely amused:

Cheers Ears ;)
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby palerider » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:20 pm

Did you honestly expect a serious reply on here ? :i am genuinely amused:

Wear a suit you cunt.


Unless it's at the Romanian car-wash.
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Neville Bartos » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:28 pm

Lie. Especially about your level of enthusiasm.
You'd be amazed how badly people react to honesty.
'What aspect of the job most interests you?'
'The bit where I finish and go home'
'Thanks, we'll be in touch...'
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby grandad » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:14 pm

Neville Bartos wrote:Lie. Especially about your level of enthusiasm.
You'd be amazed how badly people react to honesty.
'What aspect of the job most interests you?'
'The bit where I finish and go home'
'Thanks, we'll be in touch...'



Tell them you have quit smoking and just learned to swim .... Honest that will be very impressive


What's the job tim ?
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