On Thursday afternoon...

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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby palerider » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:47 am

Come on mate, spill the beans.

You're a diesel fitter aren't you ?
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Newmarket » Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:41 am

palerider wrote:Come on mate, spill the beans.

You're a diesel fitter aren't you ?

How does one fit a diesel ?
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby palerider » Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:52 am

Newmarket wrote:
palerider wrote:Come on mate, spill the beans.

You're a diesel fitter aren't you ?

How does one fit a diesel ?

You're working with a team of West Indians in a women's knicker factory.

Your job is at the end of the line. You hold up the finished item and say 'Yeah maaan. Diesel fitter'.
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Newmarket » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:00 am

palerider wrote:
Newmarket wrote:
palerider wrote:Come on mate, spill the beans.

You're a diesel fitter aren't you ?

How does one fit a diesel ?

You're working with a team of West Indians in a women's knicker factory.

Your job is at the end of the line. You hold up the finished item and say 'Yeah maaan. Diesel fitter'.

Ffs :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby JayK » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:53 am

palerider wrote:
Newmarket wrote:
palerider wrote:Come on mate, spill the beans.

You're a diesel fitter aren't you ?

How does one fit a diesel ?

You're working with a team of West Indians in a women's knicker factory.

Your job is at the end of the line. You hold up the finished item and say 'Yeah maaan. Diesel fitter'.


:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: I never saw that coming. Well played sir :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby eastcoastclaret » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:37 am

palerider wrote:
Newmarket wrote:
palerider wrote:Come on mate, spill the beans.

You're a diesel fitter aren't you ?

How does one fit a diesel ?

You're working with a team of West Indians in a women's knicker factory.

Your job is at the end of the line. You hold up the finished item and say 'Yeah maaan. Diesel fitter'.




Fabulous delivery sir

It’s the way he tells em!

:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Pennywise » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:30 pm

You must give a cracking blow job. :i am genuinely amused:

Congrats Tim, great news mate.
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby JayK » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:32 pm

Pennywise wrote:You must give a cracking blow job. :i am genuinely amused:

Congrats Tim, great news mate.


:i am genuinely amused:
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby Avit » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:16 am

What qualifications did you need to be a lollypop man?

...anyway... it'll be good to get your teeth into something at last ....
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Re: On Thursday afternoon...

Postby JustLikeMyDreams » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:32 pm

Well done Tim!
I am really pleased for you.
I will leave the Avon catalogue on the Doorstep to save you knocking! :i am genuinely amused:
Seriously mate,well done. ;)
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