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Speed Awareness Courses

Postby palerider » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:13 pm

I've been nabbed.

Anyone been on one ?

Are they as boring as fuck ?
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby JayK » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:38 pm

Went on one in May.

Some stuff I actually learnt. Most of it was boring though.

I also learnt there are some real stupid people out there.

If they do the “count the blue dot” thing. Look out for the red bears or whatever the fuck they are.

It’s not just a day of being talked at though so if ya get involved, you got more chance of staying awake.
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby JustLikeMyDreams » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:27 pm

Had too do one a couple of years ago Pal!
Was not as bad as I thought it would be.
Not been back since :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby grandad » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:39 pm

Yep. Had to go to Norfolk to do mine got nabbed in Norwich speeding


Load of old cunt but no points
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby mkhammer » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:53 pm

Bout 20 years ago or so,got done on the M25,102mph.. :oops:
Went to Court, Magistrate gave me a £200 fine,2 week ban,and 6 points.....

Clerk of the court steps forward and informs the Magistrate,because he had imposed a
ban he couldn't also impose any points...for this particular offence.

Be nice if the person sentencing you actually new the bloody laws...
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby terrya1965 » Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:41 am

Yeah,been on one.

Tbf the fella presenting it,made it entertaining.

I also had a well fit bird in a mini skirt sitting next to me the whole time,so it was a lovely 5 or 6 hours.Had to bang one out when I got home ;)
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby h69 » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:17 pm

terrya1965 wrote:Yeah,been on one.

Tbf the fella presenting it,made it entertaining.

I also had a well fit bird in a mini skirt sitting next to me the whole time,so it was a lovely 5 or 6 hours.Had to bang one out when I got home ;)


Did you make an effort to chat it up ?
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby palerider » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:21 pm

95 fucking quid !!! a fiver cheaper than the fine.

Who runs them, Gold & Sullivan ?

Thieving cunts.

You don't get the 3 points but some insurers will still up your premiums if you tell them.

At that price, if there's a little sort in a short skirt sitting next to me I'll knock one out over her legs.
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby JayK » Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:38 pm

palerider wrote:95 fucking quid !!! a fiver cheaper than the fine.

Who runs them, Gold & Sullivan ?

Thieving cunts.

You don't get the 3 points but some insurers will still up your premiums if you tell them.

At that price, if there's a little sort in a short skirt sitting next to me I'll knock one out over her legs.


You and Terry got it all wrong. At that price, she gets it over the face.

And you don’t have to disclose to the insurers. That’s what they told me anyway.

And finally, mine was £100 so I saved nothing and had no fit legs anywhere near me :cry:
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Re: Speed Awareness Courses

Postby terrya1965 » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:03 pm

h69 wrote:
terrya1965 wrote:Yeah,been on one.

Tbf the fella presenting it,made it entertaining.

I also had a well fit bird in a mini skirt sitting next to me the whole time,so it was a lovely 5 or 6 hours.Had to bang one out when I got home ;)


Did you make an effort to chat it up ?


I had a good old flirt with her,but I was and still am married.
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