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grandad
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Wanking

Postby grandad » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:52 pm

Was asked by a lad at work so I still wank he said


I said yes off course I do and mainly it's thinking about you or your mum


Called me out of order and walked away with the right hump lol. Silly little cunt


Anyway my question is do you still wank guys and if so how often ?
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Re: Wanking

Postby BillyDWhizz » Sat Nov 04, 2017 3:01 pm

I'm married. So often, very often.
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Re: Wanking

Postby Hammerite » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:38 am

Isn't it always amazing how this subject never gets many replies, despite the fact that we all do it :D
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Re: Wanking

Postby grandad » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:41 am

Hammerite wrote:Isn't it always amazing how this subject never gets many replies, despite the fact that we all do it :D



Mate thats why i put it on


we are all fucking wankers :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Wanking

Postby JayK » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:54 am

Hammerite wrote:Isn't it always amazing how this subject never gets many replies, despite the fact that we all do it :D


I’m too busy wanking
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Re: Wanking

Postby Pennywise » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:59 pm

FFS :lol: :lol:
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Re: Wanking

Postby Brookbonds73 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:59 pm

I don't think you can beat a good tug myself, my mangoo's everywhere in my house, toilet, stairs, loft, chimney, roof. I'm like a walking packet of solvite. Fucking love it.
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Re: Wanking

Postby palerider » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:04 pm

I particularly like my long coat with the false hand so I can rummage around on the tube.
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Re: Wanking

Postby Brookbonds73 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:20 pm

palerider wrote:I particularly like my long coat with the false hand so I can rummage around on the tube.


A particular favourite of mine as well, my fellow muck spreader.
Have you tried the bandaged up false arm ploy, works a treat at fast food outlets.
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Re: Wanking

Postby palerider » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:29 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
palerider wrote:I particularly like my long coat with the false hand so I can rummage around on the tube.


A particular favourite of mine as well, my fellow muck spreader.
Have you tried the bandaged up false arm ploy, works a treat at fast food outlets.

I've used many mi amigo, including that one.

Tesco's is also a good place to go if you get one of those high trolleys. Buy a large packet of Daz as cover, push with one arm and fill yer boots.
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