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Wanking

Postby grandad » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:52 pm

Was asked by a lad at work so I still wank he said


I said yes off course I do and mainly it's thinking about you or your mum


Called me out of order and walked away with the right hump i am genuinely amused. Silly little cunt


Anyway my question is do you still wank guys and if so how often ?
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Re: Wanking

Postby BillyDWhizz » Sat Nov 04, 2017 3:01 pm

I'm married. So often, very often.
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Re: Wanking

Postby Hammerite » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:38 am

Isn't it always amazing how this subject never gets many replies, despite the fact that we all do it :D
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Re: Wanking

Postby grandad » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:41 am

Hammerite wrote:Isn't it always amazing how this subject never gets many replies, despite the fact that we all do it :D



Mate thats why i put it on


we are all fucking wankers :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: Wanking

Postby JayK » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:54 am

Hammerite wrote:Isn't it always amazing how this subject never gets many replies, despite the fact that we all do it :D


I’m too busy wanking
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Re: Wanking

Postby Pennywise » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:59 pm

FFS :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: Wanking

Postby Brookbonds73 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:59 pm

I don't think you can beat a good tug myself, my mangoo's everywhere in my house, toilet, stairs, loft, chimney, roof. I'm like a walking packet of solvite. Fucking love it.
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Re: Wanking

Postby palerider » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:04 pm

I particularly like my long coat with the false hand so I can rummage around on the tube.
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Re: Wanking

Postby Brookbonds73 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:20 pm

palerider wrote:I particularly like my long coat with the false hand so I can rummage around on the tube.


A particular favourite of mine as well, my fellow muck spreader.
Have you tried the bandaged up false arm ploy, works a treat at fast food outlets.
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Re: Wanking

Postby palerider » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:29 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
palerider wrote:I particularly like my long coat with the false hand so I can rummage around on the tube.


A particular favourite of mine as well, my fellow muck spreader.
Have you tried the bandaged up false arm ploy, works a treat at fast food outlets.

I've used many mi amigo, including that one.

Tesco's is also a good place to go if you get one of those high trolleys. Buy a large packet of Daz as cover, push with one arm and fill yer boots.
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