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Re: Wanking

Postby hamstew » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:51 pm

grandad wrote:Was asked by a lad at work so I still wank he said


I said yes off course I do and mainly it's thinking about you or your mum


Called me out of order and walked away with the right hump i am genuinely amused. Silly little cunt


Anyway my question is do you still wank guys and if so how often ?


No I don't wank guys!

However I do love a good tug on my own when the missus is out.
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Re: Wanking

Postby jameskel » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:21 pm

Dont knock it .......
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Re: Wanking

Postby grandad » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:00 pm

Many a time my belly favours a glazed ham
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Re: Wanking

Postby Hammerite » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:27 pm

What do you think is better wanking to porn or just closing your eyes.
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Re: Wanking

Postby hamstew » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:33 pm

Hammerite wrote:What do you think is better wanking to porn or just closing your eyes.


Don't they say that too much wanking will make you blind?
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Re: Wanking

Postby grandad » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:15 am

Hammerite wrote:What do you think is better wanking to porn or just closing your eyes.



i often find looking at porn helps or if i have time i like to lay back butt plug deep and think about my time in Thailand when i was 19 ........................................................................
































































































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Re: Wanking

Postby Hammerite » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:26 am

Yes you caught me :D

Butt plug deep?

I am old school and have never had anything up my rectum ( bar a suppository ).

I often read of blokes who have put all sorts of things up there.

Does this actually make wanking a better experience?

My areshole is a one way street, can't stand the thought of anything up there that don't belong :shock:

I never heard of any of this bum foolery when I was growing up.
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Re: Wanking

Postby grandad » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:32 am

Hammerite wrote:Yes you caught me :D

Butt plug deep?

I am old school and have never had anything up my rectum ( bar a suppository ).

I often read of blokes who have put all sorts of things up there.

Does this actually make wanking a better experience?

My areshole is a one way street, can't stand the thought of anything up there that don't belong :shock:

I never heard of any of this bum foolery when I was growing up.




you mean when washing ones back doors you dont slip a finger or 2 or 3 in just to make sure its in pristine condition


My back doors are in great nick and sparkle the amount of times i wash the fuckers :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: Wanking

Postby Hammerite » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:14 am

grandad wrote:
Hammerite wrote:Yes you caught me :D

Butt plug deep?

I am old school and have never had anything up my rectum ( bar a suppository ).

I often read of blokes who have put all sorts of things up there.

Does this actually make wanking a better experience?

My areshole is a one way street, can't stand the thought of anything up there that don't belong :shock:

I never heard of any of this bum foolery when I was growing up.




you mean when washing ones back doors you dont slip a finger or 2 or 3 in just to make sure its in pristine condition


My back doors are in great nick and sparkle the amount of times i wash the fuckers :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:



Nah, the only time I have been in there was when I "found my inner self" after buying Tesco value bog roll :D
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Re: Wanking

Postby jameskel » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:16 am

Come on, are you saying you dont slip a couple into the old balloon knot, while cracking one out??
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